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I placed an Amazon Prime Now order the other day for a 4pm-6pm window.
Dude was 5 minutes later (6:05pm).
Turns out you can lower people's tips AFTER the order is delivered.
Also turns out that I am an asshole :\
Dude was 5 minutes later (6:05pm).
Turns out you can lower people's tips AFTER the order is delivered.
Also turns out that I am an asshole :\
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I didn't know you could tip Amazon delivery people.
Also, he's going to rub his dick all over your next package.
Also, he's going to rub his dick all over your next package.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Prime Now has tips, it's the "give it to me today" version of Amazon.
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Jeff gets to keep 75%MacKenzie Bezos said on Twitter she will keep 25% of the couple's Amazon stock and give up any interest in the Washington Post or space-transportation firm Blue Origin as she dissolves her marriage with Jeff Bezos.
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Does that make her history's most expensive piece of ass?
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Verily, the most priceless ass is that which encourages one to find other fine ass, with which to share...
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Anyone know MacKenzie Bozos' twitter? I want to slide into her DMs...
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Open with "Sup" and a dick pic. Middle aged chicks love those.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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FedEx and Amazon are officially done and now are competitors.
Amazon and Whole Foods might be moving into the empty Sears stores.
Amazon and Whole Foods might be moving into the empty Sears stores.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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I read an article where FedEx said it was only 1.5% of their profit. I assume the contract was low profit because of how Amazon tends to negotiate and use its size. But I wonder what % of FedEx's revenue came from that contract, and how much other/fixed costs it was covering.
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Amazon
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Today it was $10 again. But I had to push for it. They sure don't offer it up easily.
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Amazon
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Amazon
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
Amazon
Haven't seen anything exciting. The best deals are usually Amazon devices, and I don't use them any more.Leisher wrote: It's Prime Day. Holler if you see a good deal.
We have a $10 off today/tomorrow, + $15 off by end of July. So we might just buy crap we need with those.
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I had over $300 in my Amazon account thanks to gift cards and whatnot.
I just looked and my balance is just over $100.
My wife is a thief.
I just looked and my balance is just over $100.
My wife is a thief.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”