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Leisher wrote:
GORDON wrote: Most do.
Not women.
That's why I said Jeff, not MacKenzie
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I swear to God, guys...if I'm ever the richest goddam man in the world, and I'm not banging barely legal supermodels, you have my permission to kick me right in the nuts.

In fact, I'm ASKING you to do that.
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Yeah, but you have to find the one who will marathon game of thrones, with you.
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GORDON wrote: Yeah, but you have to find the one who will marathon game of thrones, with you.
He's a billionaire. They'll do it and pretend it's the greatest shit they've ever seen. Oh shit...Gillette says I'm not allowed to point out truths like that.
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I think I'm supposed to step up and tell you that's not cool.

BTW, that Gillette ad is officially a punchline, now.
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GORDON wrote: I think I'm supposed to step up and tell you that's not cool.

BTW, that Gillette ad is officially a punchline, now.
You sure are thinking about it a lot.
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TheCatt wrote:
GORDON wrote: I think I'm supposed to step up and tell you that's not cool.

BTW, that Gillette ad is officially a punchline, now.
You sure are thinking about it a lot.
While not buying their products.
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Leisher brought it up. But tell me.

And my son will also know what that company thinks of him. My rage and vengeance will span generations.
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In news unrelated (I think) to Jeff Bezos' penis... Amazon supposedly reconsidering NY location due to protests. I doubt it. Probably just trying to stir the pot in their favor.
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TheCatt wrote: In news unrelated (I think) to Jeff Bezos' penis... Amazon supposedly reconsidering NY location due to protests. I doubt it. Probably just trying to stir the pot in their favor.
Amazon tells NY to fuck off. Wow.
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Ha. I like that.
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I love how the moron politician doubles down at the end. "I just cost my city a fuckton of jobs and tax money, and I'd do it again!"
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"New York is a union town" was a very loaded insertion.
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If I'm running a corporation and watching this shit show I'm thinking, "Well, we should absolutely move to NY where we'll be expected to pay more in taxes than elsewhere or face protests. As a bonus, we have to let our employees unionize, and we all know how great that works out!"
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Leisher wrote: If I'm running a corporation and watching this shit show I'm thinking, "Well, we should absolutely move to NY where we'll be expected to pay more in taxes than elsewhere or face protests. As a bonus, we have to let our employees unionize, and we all know how great that works out!"
Right?

Apparently it's already an issue for NY, people are leaving and tax revenues are falling short
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Leisher wrote: Real Estate market gets fucked by Amazon pulling out.

Good job politicians!
I saw somewhere that prices had gone up 50% since the announcement in the area.... OOOOPS
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The best part is Amazon broke up with NYC on Valentine's Day.
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HA HA
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