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Sixty percent of the Republican vote in Iowa last night went for two Hispanics and an African-American, and 100% of the Democrat vote went for a couple of tired, old, decrepit white people.

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Both those Hispanics and the black dude whored themselves out religiously, and it is fucking Iowa.
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GORDON wrote:
Sixty percent of the Republican vote in Iowa last night went for two Hispanics and an African-American, and 100% of the Democrat vote went for a couple of tired, old, decrepit white people.

-- Rush Limbaugh
The Democrats would be telling you they still have a more diverse field, but Hillary and the press are mostly pretending the Democrat primary either isn't happening or is already over.
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Bernie v. Trump. The laughter is killing me.
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Malcolm wrote:Bernie v. Trump. The laughter is killing me.
I've never heard of a drink called "laughter".
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I almost want Bernie to win now.
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Because the only whore allowed to participate in the Ted Cruz campaign is Ted Cruz.
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At this point... sadly... I think my favorite candidate is Hillary. (based purely on positions)

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Given the current options I think the best result would be Burnie Sanders for President and a marginally Republican controlled congress. Everyone would be too busy with gridlock to do any real damage to the country.
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TPRJones wrote:Given the current options I think the best result would be Burnie Sanders for President and a marginally Republican controlled congress. Everyone would be too busy with gridlock to do any real damage to the country.
The way the pachyderms are going, they seem intent on losing Congress, too.
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Malcolm wrote:
TPRJones wrote:Given the current options I think the best result would be Burnie Sanders for President and a marginally Republican controlled congress. Everyone would be too busy with gridlock to do any real damage to the country.
The way the pachyderms are going, they seem intent on losing Congress, too.
This.

I just can't believe how retarded that party has gotten.
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This meme is just awesome.

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HAH!
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Huh. I never noticed before just how much Hillary looks like the Grinch.
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Trump 2016 with the slogan "Watch It Burn."
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GORDON wrote:Trump 2016 with the slogan "Watch It Burn."

If I weren't in "it" I'd be all for that idea. I wouldn't even respond to him in a debate. I'd hire some dudes to put up a screen behind me and be on standby with a projector so I could loop this scene from South Park:
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Trump has yet to convince me he knows more about politics or economics than Kanye fucking West. Hillary, Bernie, Ruby, and even Ted "I like to anonymously" Cruz have made successful cases that their IQs are above average. Trump's just a less likable, richer version of Homer Simpson.




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Yep, because we need another professional politician to really fix the system!
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GORDON wrote:Yep, because we need another professional politician to really fix the system!
I see no alternatives rising above the level of obnoxious mongoloid.
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I want to be able to stick the Democrat's super delegate system and the results in NH primary in their faces every time they complain about disenfranchising voters because they are asked to produce a valid ID to vote.
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