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I hear we need more naked women.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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I imagined Jennifer Anniston having bigger boobs.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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My ratings (of the pics on Leisher's link, not my desire to see them photoshopped onto a man)
1. Lupita Nyong'o: gross
2. Keira Knightley: manjaw (would bang)
3. Sandra Oh: ugly
4. Zoe Saldana: maybe, as long as she's not an alien
5. Gwen Stefani: never trust a blonde with thick black eyebrows (would bang)
6. Paris Hilton: skank
7. FKA Twigs: DA FUQ??
8. Kate Moss: would bang
9. Emma Watson: jailbait (would totally bang in Alabama)
10. Gwyneth Paltrow: maybe 20 years ago
11. Kate Hudson: oh yeah
12. Natalie Portman: she looks botoxed (would bang both the light AND dark side)
13. Debra Messing: fag hag (would prob bang)
14. Sienna Miller: who? looks like skank but would bang I guess
15. Olivia Wilde: manjaw. Would bang if she called me Dr. House
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I think Emma's like 22 now or something.
And I wouldn't be able to stand talking to her.
And I wouldn't be able to stand talking to her.
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I'd do Keira, Emma, Natalie, Sienna, and Olivia.
Kate Hudson is hot, but I've heard she's mentally unbalanced and has more diseases than Africa.
Kate Hudson is hot, but I've heard she's mentally unbalanced and has more diseases than Africa.
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I would too, but only if I'm first.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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Pierced nipples cause clinking noises on the teeth. Not a fan.
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*sproosh*
We've had the video here before, but that comment is hilarious.
For you Gordo.
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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Every time I have to pick up an AK, I whisper a silent apology to Cube.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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It's not me, it's someone else.