How does two make it better?
In the words of Dave Attell, "If it feels like more than two fingers, it's probably a dick."
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In the words of Dave Attell, "If it feels like more than two fingers, it's probably a dick."
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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It's not me, it's someone else.
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I'm tracking your logic, but I think you're looking a bit too deepy.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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I dunno, I just know the phrase as "two in the pink, one in the stink." I've never heard the 1 and 1 variety.
The Shocker
The Shocker
It's not me, it's someone else.
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I was a grown up after that came out. So me not knowing the phrase is a good sign.TheCatt wrote: I dunno, I just know the phrase as "two in the pink, one in the stink." I've never heard the 1 and 1 variety.
The Shocker
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Front and back door keys.
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"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Nice video, just can't link due to reddit sucking.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Ha!
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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The other day my wife was like "let's go bang,"... afterwards she said she wasn't sure if I was down or something, and I was like "Well, I think I was just thinking about things, but now I've totally forgotten"
It's not me, it's someone else.
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As i tell women who express uncertainty about whether or not to wake me up for sex, "I'm never THAT asleep."
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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https://i.imgur.com/gDRkqz0.mp4
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Today, in a situation maybe Leisher would understand, my wife asked if I wanted to have sex while the kids were out... but during the UNC football game.
I assured her that the TV had a pause button.
It's not me, it's someone else.
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DVR has made the world a better place.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Always a classic
https://i.imgur.com/kN9lQe1.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/5F3yzKh.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/kN9lQe1.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/5F3yzKh.mp4
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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Stayed in an extended stay hotel in Napa for 3 weeks, once. They had just remodeled our wing, so we had a brand new room. Sweet!
A few days into the stay, they knocked on the door and accused of of smoking, the smoke detector was pinging. I allowed them in, we don't smoke, no smell, no cigarettes.
A couple days later I noticed a drip from the bathroom smoke detector. Reported it, was ignored. "Just shower condensation."
A few days later, a water stain forming down the wall. Reported it to front desk, I guess nothing was done. Reported it again when I started having to leave a towel on the floor so it wouldn't leave a wet spot to the floor drain.
By the time we checked out there was a trickle of running water down the wall, with bubbling paint, to the floor drain. I left a note, "We reported the water 3 times." Never got a call or billed.
Brand new, remodeled room. Bummer.
A few days into the stay, they knocked on the door and accused of of smoking, the smoke detector was pinging. I allowed them in, we don't smoke, no smell, no cigarettes.
A couple days later I noticed a drip from the bathroom smoke detector. Reported it, was ignored. "Just shower condensation."
A few days later, a water stain forming down the wall. Reported it to front desk, I guess nothing was done. Reported it again when I started having to leave a towel on the floor so it wouldn't leave a wet spot to the floor drain.
By the time we checked out there was a trickle of running water down the wall, with bubbling paint, to the floor drain. I left a note, "We reported the water 3 times." Never got a call or billed.
Brand new, remodeled room. Bummer.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
