The Merry Christmas Thread
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I think more restaurants should be open on christmas. There have to be more people like me who don't really care about the holiday and just want to go out to dinner and a movie, today. Add a $5 "Christmas Premium" on to every diner, pay the employees who volunteer to work double time, and everyone is happy.
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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What's wrong with IHOP, Dennys, and Waffle House?
It's not me, it's someone else.
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Merry Christmas Dudes!
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Or put a sign on the door that wsays "50% gratuity added to all bills on xmas." I'd happily pay that. This way the servers are happy to be there.... since "double time" for a server is still almost nothing.TheCatt wrote:What's wrong with IHOP, Dennys, and Waffle House?
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid."
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Bah to the power of humbug.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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I find this article unnerving on a few levels.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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My wife got two for our twins before they became the hot toy. I pleaded with her to sell them online when prices hit $600-$1200. She didn't and while the ones my kids got weren't duds, they sit collecting dust now that they've hatched.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
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It gets better.
But the series of videos popping up online are similar, and parents claim the "f--- me" line -- only uttered when the creature is sleeping -- wasn't taught by their children.
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
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Forgot. Got this for xmas:
Diogenes of Sinope: "It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC: "Better dead than smeg."
The Merry Christmas Thread
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
The Merry Christmas Thread
Merry/Happy Holidays/Christmas/Hanukkah/Festivus!
(Sorry, Kwanza has been dropped due to inactivity and it not being a real holiday.)
(Sorry, Kwanza has been dropped due to inactivity and it not being a real holiday.)
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
The Merry Christmas Thread
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Chanukkah, Merry Festivus, and Happy Kwanazaa! (Because I'm not racist like Leisher)
It's not me, it's someone else.
The Merry Christmas Thread
Merry Christmas everyone.
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
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It wasn't racist. It was a business decision. Like how black Barbies are limited and always on sale because they don't sell.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”
The Merry Christmas Thread
It's not me, it's someone else.
The Merry Christmas Thread
Even my black grandpa just laughed at that.
“Every record been destroyed or falsified, books rewritten, pictures repainted, statues, street building renamed, every date altered. The process is continuing day by day. History stops. Nothing exists except endless present in which the Party is right.”