"Swine Flu"

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:46 pm

Bird flu.
SARS.

Yawn.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:12 pm

The day people stop telling me there's something new around the corner that's coming to kill me is the day I'll be worried.

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:59 pm

There are reports out of Mexico City in Twitter feeds of the Swine Flu dead... rising.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090425235944AACcY0v

http://www.cafemom.com/group/416/forums/read/8706949/Swine_Flu_Zombies

Swine flu zombie being pursued on Hollywood Blvd...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090427205935AArdY1P

The Zombie Preparedness Initiative is going to Zomcon 4.

http://ww2.zombieinitiative.org/node/3503

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Post by **Vince** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:53 pm

GORDON wrote:Bird flu.
SARS.

Yawn.

You've learned your lessons well young grass hopper

Post by **GORDON** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:03 pm

Patient Zero in World War Z was also a young boy.

[url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... e-flu-outb
reak.html?ITO=1490]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news....TO=1490[/url]

Post by **TPRJones** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:28 pm

Post by **GORDON** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:08 pm

Heh, I saved the same pic with diff caption.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:38 pm

My employer just canceled a massive meeting cos of the "threat & panic" due to the swine flu "epidemic."

Christ on a crutch.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:41 pm

Then score, right? Convince him some paid days off are needed in the name of being responsible.

Mommy Dearest · Post by **Mommy Dearest** » Fri May 01, 2009 6:57 pm

Hell, I just left a group of 8 at my bar that was supposed to be in a Mexican Resort today. Yeah me!!!!!!!!!

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Fri May 01, 2009 7:35 pm

GORDON wrote:Then score, right? Convince him some paid days off are needed in the name of being responsible.

We churn out enough morons as it is.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:45 pm

One of my students tested positive for this shyte. Let's see how virulent it really is.

Bring it on, you bitch of a virus.

Post by **GORDON** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:46 pm

Dare you to go lick him. Or her.

Malcolm · Post by **Malcolm** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:49 pm

GORDON wrote:Dare you to go lick him. Or her.

My immune system has been boosted to superhuman levels by years of doing research studies. Shit, most of my mixers have assloads of vitamin C.

And no. Exposure to the aerosol is enough.

Post by **Leisher** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:42 pm

Well, last year I predicted 2012 would see a pachyderm flu. I was slightly off.

Seal flu.

Post by **TheCatt** » Tue May 28, 2013 7:04 pm

SARS 2:

And it's racist

The virus had infected 44 people worldwide as of last week, most of them in the Middle East, according to the World Health Organization's most recent update Thursday. Half of them have died.
Also in its Thursday update, the WHO appeared to have given the novel coronavirus a name: Middle East respiratory symptom coronavirus, or MERS-CoV

It'll probably destroy humanity as we know it

A new SARS-like virus recently found in humans is "a threat to the entire world," according to the director-general of the United Nations' World Health Organization.
The so-called novel coronavirus "is not a problem that any single affected country can keep to itself or manage all by itself," Margaret Chan said Monday in her closing remarks at the 66th World Assembly in Geneva, Switzerland.
The world needs to pull together its resources to properly tackle the virus which, Chan said, is her "greatest concern" at present

Post by **TheCatt** » Sun Jan 26, 2020 4:54 pm

GORDON wrote:Bird flu.
SARS.

Yawn.

So... what's your opinion on the Wuhan Clan?

Post by **GORDON** » Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:00 pm

Fingers crossed. That it's bad.