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Would you eat ethical human flesh?

Fuck no.
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75%
Hell yes.
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No votes
Maybe just a nibble.
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25%
 
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It is now possible to grow any type of meat in your kitchen, two pounds at a time. The meat is as marbled or lean as you wish, and is indistinguishable from the real thing. Add any animal DNA, and that meat pops out. People are loving buying endangered DNA on amazon like they're buying Keureg cups. Mammoth and Bald Eagle are best sellers.

One day while wiping it clean, you accidentally cut yourself and a drop of your blood falls into the chamber. The next morning there's two pounds of human flesh waiting in the hopper.

Do you?
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Why not? Humans eat each other out all the time...
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Personally, I find the idea repulsive in a very visceral way. I'm not saying I'd NEVER eat human flesh, but I promise it'll by an Alive situation where it's been several weeks without food, and not because I'd missed breakfast and was peckish.
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GORDON wrote: Personally, I find the idea repulsive in a very visceral way. I'm not saying I'd NEVER eat human flesh, but I promise it'll by an Alive situation where it's been several weeks without food, and not because I'd missed breakfast and was peckish.
I'm curious. I try to not limit myself. But it's hard to tell how I'd actually react to a given situation without being in it. I think I'd be more curious than repulsed. Particularly if it's already prepped and I just have to cut off a bit. If I had to cook it, I'd be less inclined, cuz I'm kinda lazy sometimes.
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I read some article this morning, basically asking if you had a clone, would you bone?

And I'm like "Eww, no"
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You'll nosh on human flesh, but won't engage in 3d masturbation?
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GORDON wrote: You'll nosh on human flesh, but won't engage in 3d masturbation?
I'd want a clone of my wife to have threesomes.
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That’s what I use my clone of your wife for.

If you sleep with your clone is it gay or masturbation?
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Leisher wrote: If you sleep with your clone is it gay or masturbation?
Both. But it feels more gay than masturbation, cuz it's still another dude.
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