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Dating in your 40s

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:32 pm
by TheCatt
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Dating in your 40s

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:50 am
by GORDON
Oh geez.

Conflicted.

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:08 am
by Leisher
If you put a shirt on like that I will come put you in the ground myself. It will be apparent that you have given up on life.

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:11 am
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:Source of the post If you put a shirt on like that I will come put you in the ground myself. It will be apparent that you have given up on life.

No way! Flaunt it and be proud, Gordon - Leisher's just jealous!

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:39 am
by Troy
As the great poet Nelly would say:

“Come on and shake your tail feather”

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:40 am
by Leisher
These people are not your friends Gordon.

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:48 am
by GORDON
It's true, that shirt's purpose is to embarrass those around you.

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:19 pm
by Leisher
No man wearing that shirt has EVER been looked upon by a woman who thought, "I need that guy inside me right now."

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:08 pm
by TheCatt
Leisher wrote:Source of the post No man wearing that shirt has EVER been looked upon by a woman who thought, "I need that guy inside me right now."

No, because flamingos travel in flocks, and a WHOLE FLOCK OF WOMEN thought it.

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:29 pm
by Troy
I honestly think it's a solid icebreaker at parties. If the rest of you can back it up with confidence, it'll attract the right "bird".

Capital pun, truly capital, if I do say so myself. And I do.

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 4:45 pm
by TheCatt
Troy wrote:Source of the post I honestly think it's a solid icebreaker at parties. If the rest of you can back it up with confidence, it'll attract the right "bird".

Capital pun, truly capital, if I do say so myself. And I do.

Troy wins.

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:29 pm
by Leisher
If you both were here I'd be doing a fantastic Moe impression on you two stooges.

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:30 pm
by GORDON
Oh man. The woman with the nice body... We have NOTHING in common. Supposed to meet Sunday. Food allergies, and likes steak well done. Her ex describes her as always angry. I threw 5 movie quotes at her today, on the phone. Silence.

I threw a "phrasing" at her.

Silence.

She just wants a FWB deal... But I'm going to reiterate to her before Sunday that calling it "friends" will be a stretch.

Just making sure she and I are on the same page. I think she finds me much more tolerable than I find her.

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:34 pm
by GORDON
Last night I was talking to her on speaker phone while texting more interesting women.

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:42 pm
by Vince
Gordo, you are making me want to be a better husband.

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:46 pm
by TheCatt
To Leisher:

No, the shirt she got me says "Je ne se pas? Menage a troix"

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:02 am
by Leisher
TheCatt wrote:Source of the post Je ne se pas? Menage a troix


I mean, you're just bragging at this point.

GORDON wrote:Source of the post Oh man. The woman with the nice body... We have NOTHING in common. Supposed to meet Sunday. Food allergies, and likes steak well done. Her ex describes her as always angry. I threw 5 movie quotes at her today, on the phone. Silence.

I threw a "phrasing" at her.

Silence.

She just wants a FWB deal... But I'm going to reiterate to her before Sunday that calling it "friends" will be a stretch.

Just making sure she and I are on the same page. I think she finds me much more tolerable than I find her.


She's not single because she's awesome...

ALSO...
I can guarantee I speak for the entire forum when I say: "Pictures or we don't believe it." Please keep that in mind going forward.

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:18 am
by GORDON
Probably not going to do that. I already feel a little guilty just talking about these women.

Also not going to share the dating profile, just to be ridiculed.

Unless you want to fuck me or something.

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:36 am
by Cakedaddy
WHAT?!?!?! We would NEVER ridicule you!

On a side note, I did order that shirt for you. I agree. You will look GREAT in that!

Side side note: Raise your hand if you're creating fake profiles on dating sites with the intention of catfishing someone. This is totally unrelated to this thread. Just curious.

Side side side note. We should start a pool. For what, I don't know. We just should.

Dating in your 40s

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 6:03 am
by Vince
GORDON wrote:Source of the post Last night I was talking to her on speaker phone while texting more interesting women.

You know, it's possible she was doing the same and that's why she wasn't laughing at your jokes. Too distracted.