Dating in your 40s
Dating in your 40s
“I'm proud to introduce our new head coach, Mike Tomlin”
― Dan Snyder
― Dan Snyder
Dating in your 40s
Why are you trying to kill the oceans!
"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
Dating in your 40s
Vince wrote:Source of the post Why are you trying to kill the oceans!
Actually, I'm trying to save the oceans. If more people wore condoms, we wouldn't have so many people we don't need. Thus, a lot less pollution.
“I'm proud to introduce our new head coach, Mike Tomlin”
― Dan Snyder
― Dan Snyder
Dating in your 40s
For the record, in my recent 5 weeks of child-free, post-divorce debauchery, none of the women were over 140 pounds .
The ones I slept with, that is. There were also a few who tricked me into meeting with the deceptive camera angles, but they didn't get past dinner.
Point being... There was no "hogging."
The ones I slept with, that is. There were also a few who tricked me into meeting with the deceptive camera angles, but they didn't get past dinner.
Point being... There was no "hogging."
Fuuuuuuck YOU.
Dating in your 40s
GORDON wrote:Source of the post Point being... There was no "hogging."
But was there troll hunting? Did you date any women that live under bridges?
Also, under 140? Really? Did you weigh each one?

“I'm proud to introduce our new head coach, Mike Tomlin”
― Dan Snyder
― Dan Snyder
Dating in your 40s
Leisher wrote:Source of the post Muscle weighs more than fat...
this phrase always bugs me.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Dating in your 40s
Because they were petite. That's my taste.
I said NO to more "sure things" than women I actually slept with. Not desperate.
I said NO to more "sure things" than women I actually slept with. Not desperate.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.
Dating in your 40s
TheCatt wrote:Source of the postLeisher wrote:Source of the post Muscle weighs more than fat...
this phrase always bugs me.
I've always hated "big boned".
GORDON wrote:Source of the post Because they were petite. That's my taste.
Also mine.
“I'm proud to introduce our new head coach, Mike Tomlin”
― Dan Snyder
― Dan Snyder
Dating in your 40s
Leisher wrote:Source of the postTheCatt wrote:Source of the postLeisher wrote:Source of the post Muscle weighs more than fat...
this phrase always bugs me.
I've always hated "big boned".
Lose a little more and we'll stop calling you that.
Leisher wrote:Source of the postGORDON wrote:Source of the post Because they were petite. That's my taste.
Also mine.
And mine.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Dating in your 40s
I sort of remembered something... The one with the best body, we had nothing in common except boning, and nothing to talk about.
The one who was just barely acceptable, attractiveness-wise, was the one easiest to talk to. And then every shade in the middle, along those lines.
Which tells me.... My "the one" is really a unicorn, and doesn't exist. I bet a dollar that I die single and content.
The one who was just barely acceptable, attractiveness-wise, was the one easiest to talk to. And then every shade in the middle, along those lines.
Which tells me.... My "the one" is really a unicorn, and doesn't exist. I bet a dollar that I die single and content.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.
Dating in your 40s
TheCatt wrote:Source of the post Lose a little more and we'll stop calling you that.
That's not why you call me that...
GORDON wrote:Source of the post My "the one" is really a unicorn, and doesn't exist.
I don't believe this. I believe you have a unicorn out there, but in a world with just under 10 billion people, you're unlikely to meet.
“I'm proud to introduce our new head coach, Mike Tomlin”
― Dan Snyder
― Dan Snyder
Dating in your 40s
I'm thinking about the next Motor City Comicon, and going as a Tinder profile. My unicorn will be at Comicon, or she's not within 100 miles.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.
Dating in your 40s
GORDON wrote:I bet a dollar that I die single and content.
I'd bet you're half right

"... and then I was forced to walk the Trail of Tears." - Elizabeth Warren
Dating in your 40s
GORDON wrote:Source of the post The one with the best body, we had nothing in common except boning, and nothing to talk about.

It's not me, it's someone else.
Dating in your 40s
It's not me, it's someone else.
Dating in your 40s
Yeah , that phrase has been a red flag, for me. Suggests bi polarity.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.
Dating in your 40s
The real challenge is to remember the timing of the divorce, the number of children they have, which conversations you've had, and other relevant information for four different women at once.that you've only recently met.
I've slipped a couple times.
Fuuuuuuck YOU.
Dating in your 40s
GORDON wrote:Source of the post The real challenge is to remember the timing of the divorce, the number of children they have, which conversations you've had, and other relevant information for four different women at once.that you've only recently met.
That's why I call everyone "babe" instead of their real names.
It's not me, it's someone else.
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests