Private School shit

[TheCatt]

My wife's Hispanic. I'm pretty sure that makes my children Hispanic for stuff like that, right?

[GORDON]

Is being Hispanic like being a jew? It goes through the mother? Identity must be mitochondrially based.

[Malcolm]

My wife's Hispanic. I'm pretty sure that makes my children Hispanic for stuff like that, right?

Hispanic enough. Usually 1/8 is plenty to bullshit ethnicity.

[TheCatt]

Is being Hispanic like being a jew? It goes through the mother? Identity must be mitochondrially based.

Well, on the birth certificate, they only ask about the mother's ethnicity, not the dad's.

[GORDON]

Because they rarely know, right?

Bazinga.

Last night there was a private pool party in the rich neighborhood for all the 6th graders. They rented a 500 capacity complex for 20 kids.

[TheCatt]

Well, I guess Gordon's one of us now.

[TheCatt]

Gordon, we talked about it.

You can use the private jet, but only once your soon has finished at least one year. And then, only 1 week per month*.

Newspapers are now free. We're working on upgrading that.

You will face more hostility from The Others. Don't worry, they're still under control.

Welcome to the club.

* - Same hemisphere only. You can pick from Northern or Western.

[GORDON]

Cheers!

I'm really looking forward to the kid having access to the Old Boy's network, though. LOL to those idiots who expected to succeed on talent and hard work.

[GORDON]

Had an open house tonight, I took a few pics.

Look at this fucking campus.







This is their open concept grade school. On that wall are four areas for grades 5 & 6, the kids float between them throughout the day for different subjects. On the wall to the left is grades 3&4, behind me are grades 1&2. In the middle is the library and the Apple workstations. My kid isn't going to know how to use an Apple on day 1.


Hey look at this social studies room. The kinder will be all chillin while they study their socials.


All the classrooms have the floor to ceiling windows overlooking the woods. While talking to his science teacher there was a fucking deer walking around outside the window.

[Malcolm]

The proper place for apple product is in the fucking trash. Anything else is misuse. Teach him well.

[GORDON]

So his class is doing a field trip to a park today for some beginning-of-the-year team building. Parents are helping out, I drove my kid and three others... Bennie, Tamman, and Reyan. Tamman and Reyan are... I think... Pakistani and Indian, and I think I heard Bennie is from Taiwan. On the way here the boys were reciting pi out past 100 digits.

We ain't in public school any more.

Two of them: "Whoa I've never ridden in a TRUCK before..."

[Malcolm]

On the way here the boys were reciting pi out past 100 digits.

Tell them we have reference books and power series for that sort of thing. Memorizing such trite bullshit is a waste of mental electricity. Place sounds kind of shitty.

[GORDON]

One of the kids said he won a competition two years ago, he recited out to 206 places. He is currently 11.

[Malcolm]

One of the kids said he won a competition two years ago, he recited out to 206 places. He is currently 11.

Then there's still some opportunity for him to turn his life around and stop pissing away time. I assume his parents are equally clueless.

[TheCatt]

On the way here the boys were reciting pi out past 100 digits.

Tell them we have reference books and power series for that sort of thing. Memorizing such trite bullshit is a waste of mental electricity. Place sounds kind of shitty.

Seriously, what is wrong with you?

[TPRJones]

Malcolm hates fun. It infuriates him.

[Malcolm]

Malcolm hates fun. It infuriates him.

Memorizing irrational numbers to X decimal places is fun or practically useful? Is he taking bets on the side or something to make it worthwhile?

[TPRJones]

Practically useful and fun are two unrelated concepts, but then that's a natural mistake to make for someone that hates fun, I guess.

I can't do 100 digits, but I can sing all of the bits featured in this video.

[Malcolm]

That vid and song have more worth than remembering however many useless digits of pi you'll never need to know. There are already machines that calculate and perform random memory recall better than your puny mind could ever hope to until the Borg take us over. Also, I like fun just fine. But once I figure out how something works, fun is 99.9% likely to go out the window. In the case of arbitrar(il)y pointless and limitless memorization, I've already explored and forgotten more techniques than I'd care to admit. It was temporarily amusing, much like SimCity or Afterlife. But like those two games, it loses its lustre when the tricks get familiar.

[GORDON]

The school just posted some facebook pics from the first week of school, and I just realized something...

I have seen ZERO fat kids at this school.