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by Malcolm
Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:40 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Halo 2
Replies: 14
Views: 3659

Me & three o' my buddies had a team deathmatch for the ages. 2 vs. 2. We were down 35-24 & staged the comeback of all-time. Won 50-48, spurred by my 3 successful 2-on-1 Rambo-style rushses. It's all about the John Woo SMGs, baby.
by Malcolm
Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:02 am
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: National Treasure - I saw it:)
Replies: 9
Views: 3055

Automatic +\- : Freemasonry/Illuminati/conspiracy/secret society bullshit : - .5 Mr. White : + .5 Subtotal 1 : 0 stars Synopsis : Benjamin Franklin Gates looks for a massive 3000-year old treasure last hidden away by the founding fathers. Review : Imagine a K-Mart version of MacGvyer & a third-...
by Malcolm
Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:54 am
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: Dukes of Hazzard: The movie - Summed up in a picture
Replies: 23
Views: 6656

I gotta support my fellow embittered peeps.
by Malcolm
Fri Jan 07, 2005 3:54 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Anarchy Online
Replies: 36
Views: 8995

What the fuck happened to that oh-so-long-awaited POS Shadowbane game that was in development for a few ice ages that made a gigantic splat as it hit the PvP-centred market? Thought they were gearing that towards PvP'ers.
by Malcolm
Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:02 am
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: Goddamnit, TWO remake previews... - GODDAMNIT
Replies: 8
Views: 2765

I believe we're all losing sight of the most important issues here :

1) Can they get Mr. T to reprise his role?
2) Who the fuck plays Hannibal since Peppard died?
by Malcolm
Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:00 am
Forum: Games
Topic: Anarchy Online
Replies: 36
Views: 8995

GORDON wrote:Anyone still have X-Wing vs. Tie Fighter? That would be fun with a bunch of us with fast pc's over broadband.

Wonder if it runs on xp.
I still got that bitch sitting around somewheres.
by Malcolm
Mon Jan 03, 2005 3:51 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: At 'Dem Flick w\ Malcolm - Blade : Trinity
Replies: 7
Views: 2510

mbilderback wrote:So....you didn't like it?
:angry:
by Malcolm
Sat Jan 01, 2005 3:58 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: At 'Dem Flick w\ Malcolm - Blade : Trinity
Replies: 7
Views: 2510

TheCatt wrote:so what's the new insult?
Horse-humping thundercunt.
by Malcolm
Sat Jan 01, 2005 3:57 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: SW:KotoR II - Reviewed - Spoiler Free
Replies: 6
Views: 2035

Leisher wrote:The more I think about the game, the more I want to lower my rating from 5/10 to something like 3/10.

If you've ever wanted to see what an unfinished or unpolished game looks like, this is your chance.
I hoped Bioware was done w\ that shit when they got cut off from Interplay.
by Malcolm
Fri Dec 31, 2004 4:21 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: At 'Dem Flick w\ Malcolm - Blade : Trinity
Replies: 7
Views: 2510

Automatic +\- : More bitter old man Kris Kristofferson : + .5 Goddamn bitch from WB that can't act : - .5 No name dude starring as Dracula : - .5 Subtotal 1 : - .5 stars Synopsis : Vampires wake up Dracula, or Drake as his name is, & enlist his aid to kill Blade & place the entire human rac...
by Malcolm
Fri Dec 31, 2004 4:00 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: Goddamnit, TWO remake previews... - GODDAMNIT
Replies: 8
Views: 2765

Went to see Blade w\ my brother o'er my vacation & I see not one, but two fucking trailers for remakes. Jesus fucking goddamn Christ.

Someone's remaking the Amityville Horror. Fine, whatever.

Then some fucker goes & remakes Assault on Precinct 13. Phillistines.
by Malcolm
Fri Dec 31, 2004 3:55 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: SW:KotoR II - Reviewed - Spoiler Free
Replies: 6
Views: 2035

This sumbitch definitely felt lacking. 10 fucking support characters...why?
by Malcolm
Fri Dec 31, 2004 3:53 pm
Forum: Games
Topic: SW:KotoR II - SPOILERS GALORE
Replies: 2
Views: 1016

By the time I got midway thru the game, my dude was unto a god. There was literally nothing that could stand in my way for more than 10 seconds. Doing well over 100 pts on average per shot. This was missing quite a bit from the first game. & they did leave way too much shit as loose ends. Like ...
by Malcolm
Wed Dec 22, 2004 3:06 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Happy Birthday Vince!
Replies: 96
Views: 17713

GORDON wrote:Now G.O.T.B.
Get on the babysitter?
by Malcolm
Wed Dec 22, 2004 2:56 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: My Bosses Daughter
Replies: 2
Views: 899

It sucked harder than Lil Kim at that party she went to where she got 2 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach later on.
by Malcolm
Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:30 pm
Forum: Music
Topic: favourite xmas songs
Replies: 9
Views: 2722

"Christmas in Hollis" by Run DMC.
by Malcolm
Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:58 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: War of the Worlds trailer
Replies: 1
Views: 1233

Tom & Steve? Sounds like a renter.
by Malcolm
Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:53 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: Spiderman 2 - No Spoilers
Replies: 17
Views: 5004

At this point, I'm thinking this is high praise from Malcolm. The only thing this movie has on the first one is that the villain was better. Fucking things still ranks in at -9 stars. (Yes, that's a negative). To paraphrase Al Bundy, I'd rather play naked twister with all the Golden Girls than see ...
by Malcolm
Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:50 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: Spiderman 2 - No Spoilers
Replies: 17
Views: 5004

GORDON wrote:Thing is, Hatey Smurf's average movie review is -9.5 stars, so a rating of -9 stars is, from him, high praise.
Everybody's a comedian.
by Malcolm
Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:45 pm
Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: Spiderman 2 - No Spoilers
Replies: 17
Views: 5004

This movie sucked even harder than the first one. Crap on a stick. At this point, I'm thinking this is high praise from Malcolm. The only thing this movie has on the first one is that the villain was better. Fucking things still ranks in at -9 stars. (Yes, that's a negative). To paraphrase Al Bundy...