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No, if I had a tapeworm I wouldn't also be gaining weight seemingly at random, only loosing. According to what I've been able to dig up, at 2500 calories I should be drifting down towards an equilibrium around 300 pounds. Not an end goal, just the first checkpoint. But clearly I'm going to either h...

TheCatt wrote:Managers must pursue the best interested of shareholders. That's just obvious.

But the problem is that 'best interest' is universally interpreted as 'short-term profits' and never 'laying the roads for a robust future economy in all sectors including ours'.

I was just making a joke about people who sweat for 15 minutes at the gym then decide they've "earned" dessert. No, STOP EATING DESSERT YOU FUCKING COW. You're not surprised that a code of conduct based on "you don't deserve nice things as much as you think you do" hasn't taken ...

TPRJones wrote:Ah.

No.

Yeah, exactly. Where's the option to just eject or bar stressful people from your life as much as possible? Be proactive, motherfucker.

Malcolm wrote:I'd totally vote for a Bigfoot/Yeti ticket.

Every politician presents himself as an honest friend of the people. 'Bigfoot/Yeti' tickets are all we've ever had.

Fucktards aren't often rich, but the rich are often fucktards. My theory is excessive cash makes people stupid and lazy. No, it makes people fiscally conservative and individualistic. They want to get richer and they don't want to risk, now that they actually have something to risk. They avoid outs...

In this election it is about making a choice between two very different candidates with very different visions for our nation. So the question is do you want Hillary Clinton to be your president, or do you want her opponent to be your president? Bullshit. There is no difference here. The choice is ...

Malcolm wrote:Finite willpower? Fuck that. Cowboy the fuck up.

Sure. Why don't you start us off by ditching caffeine and show me how it's done?

Genetics plays a very small role in obesity. These people are lazy and/or eating poorly. But laziness is so persistent a frame of mind that even if it's not genetic, it may as well be once you're an adult. People have finite levels of willpower and a lot of that is used up in bullshit jobs. Isn't y...

GORDON wrote:When I see the outrage for Obama using AF1 for fundraising trips, I will give a shit.

That's actually pretty irritating now that he can't be elected again. Please go back to work, mister President.

So is it like...she drains it all after one go? I mean, can you hit it and quit it or what? Well, I'm pretty sure GORDO is counting on his dick having enough life force to break her siege. This sounds like the plot for one of the most awesomely bad soft core movies ever made. Hentai protagonists IT...

thibodeaux wrote:So is it like...she drains it all after one go? I mean, can you hit it and quit it or what?

Well, I'm pretty sure GORDO is counting on his dick having enough life force to break her siege.

GORDON wrote:I would because I am cocky enough to believe my dick could change her and make her denounce satan and evil.

Hentai protagonists ITT.

If Robin being dead isn't enough... Terry Jones, one of the founding members of comedy troupe Monty Python, has been diagnosed with dementia. In a statement released by Britain's film academy, a representative says the 74-year-old has primary progressive aphasia, which erodes the ability to use lan...

It is convenient, but damn is it flavorless. Nothing is like fresh garlic. Alton Brown suggested that it's flavorless because people mostly fail to rehydrate it properly before adding it to recipes. He also suggested HBI (high bulk index) garlic powder on his show because the processing method give...

TPRJones wrote:

Yeah, we have a great constitution...

It was fine for it's time, but it could be a hell of a lot better. I could make a list if you like.

I'd read one.

My point was more along the line that if you want to raise cows, you need to know nature survival and surveying and find a grazing area where toxic-to people plants and mushrooms and shit won't get eaten by them and stored in the meat and fat.

GORDON wrote:You stunted bitches are going to be even more jealous if I ever convince myself I have enough land to raise a cow and then my meatballs will have grass-fed beef that I raised myself.

Would you recognize a yew if you saw one?

TheCatt wrote:Election getting close? 60-40 Clinton

Those are Mondale numbers.

0.01 mg.

When I have some, it's incidental. Like, I wanted the Coca-Cola more than the caffeine.