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by Alhazad
Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:10 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: 2016 General Election Thread
Replies: 918
Views: 114580

Re: 2016 General Election Thread

TPRJones wrote:Lies.
You're being sarcastic, I assume. That's exactly what happens in a first-past-the-post system and you've been bullyragging the third-party believers on this forum about it for months.
by Alhazad
Thu Sep 01, 2016 12:40 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: BTW i got chickens
Replies: 178
Views: 30257

Re: BTW i got chickens

TPRJones wrote:Image
by Alhazad
Tue Aug 30, 2016 10:31 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: How many cars have you owned?
Replies: 10
Views: 2881

Re: How many cars have you owned?

TheCatt wrote:I'm not counting the wife my car primarily drives, for instance.
Ride her hard, put her away wet.
by Alhazad
Tue Aug 30, 2016 8:43 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Gender pill
Replies: 808
Views: 63326

Re: Gender pill

Vince wrote:If the government can force a person into a legal business contract at the barrel of a gun, can they force people into social or civil contracts?
Dunno. Let's check around for some court-mandated church attendance. Oops, I mean, 'Al-Anon meetings'.
by Alhazad
Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:21 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: The US is getting too crowded.
Replies: 30
Views: 5571

Re: The US is getting too crowded.

Oddly, while they claim there has never been an incident of voter fraud (makes you wonder why we bother making laws, huh?) there has never been a documented account of an individual wanting a state valid photo ID being unable to obtain one. So it appears both sides are fucking cry baby pussy holes....
by Alhazad
Sat Aug 27, 2016 5:35 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Gender pill
Replies: 808
Views: 63326

Re: Gender pill

If you are going to assert that sexual orientation or a person's gender perception and preferences are also a measurable failure in brain chemistry then I will argue against that assertation. What organ, besides the brain, would you suggest has such influence over ones moods and desires? Testicles....
by Alhazad
Fri Aug 26, 2016 5:00 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Gender pill
Replies: 808
Views: 63326

Re: Gender pill

I made a comment earlier and it got me to thinking..... if they invent a pill to make you feel comfortable in your own skin... to make you no longer feel like you are a man trapped in a woman's body, or a pony trapped in a man's body, or whatever..... Good or bad thing? More choices for treatment a...
by Alhazad
Sat Aug 20, 2016 6:16 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: Private School shit
Replies: 112
Views: 21165

Re: Private School shit

I went to a private school for a year, but it was a Catholic school and I was the only publically admitted atheist so my experience was probably not typical. I just declared myself god the day I walked in the door. I figured if another divine being had a problem with it, he'd do something about it....
by Alhazad
Sat Aug 20, 2016 4:19 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: 2016 General Election Thread
Replies: 918
Views: 114580

Re: 2016 General Election Thread

Malcolm wrote:It's not military until it's got a mounted .50 cal. That's merely camo.
Maybe it's hidden in the grill, Bond-style.
by Alhazad
Fri Aug 19, 2016 1:59 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: 2016 General Election Thread
Replies: 918
Views: 114580

Re: 2016 General Election Thread

TPRJones wrote:It's even less likely than a military coupe.
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by Alhazad
Thu Aug 18, 2016 3:52 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: BTW i got chickens
Replies: 178
Views: 30257

Re: BTW i got chickens

Post office called me this morning at 6am , they had a box with my phone number on it peeping at them. I had to teach them how to eat this morning. I think they hatch, the people flick the remaining egg shells off their feathers, and they get stuffed in a box to subsist on the yolk remaining in the...
by Alhazad
Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:59 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: 2016 General Election Thread
Replies: 918
Views: 114580

Re: 2016 General Election Thread

I don't know why anyone is voting for either of these two. One's an idiot, the other is a criminal. What a choice! You're legendary in your insistence that voting is a sacred duty. Are you finally giving that up in the face of overwhelmingly shitty choices, or are you just mocking people who are vo...
by Alhazad
Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:57 pm
Forum: Internet Links
Topic: Ellen is now racist
Replies: 12
Views: 1917

Re: Ellen is now racist

Colbert made the same joke during a segment about robots that run fast. No furore.
by Alhazad
Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:56 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: BTW i got chickens
Replies: 178
Views: 30257

Re: BTW i got chickens

GORDON wrote:Tracking shows my new chicks will probably be here in the morning. Sigh.
Get a better class of escorts and they'll show up the same day. When do your chickens arrive?
by Alhazad
Tue Aug 16, 2016 12:50 am
Forum: Internet Links
Topic: planet nine
Replies: 4
Views: 1483

Re: planet nine

Not it , but still interesting. The new planet has been christened "Niku" - the Chinese word for rebel. The reason? Because according to observation it has a retrograde orbit that means it rotates in the opposite direction to the sun's rotation. The Chinese idea of rebellion: walking in t...
by Alhazad
Thu Aug 11, 2016 5:28 am
Forum: Tasty Things to Stuff in Your Pie Hole
Topic: Homemade Burgers
Replies: 28
Views: 7088

Re: Homemade Burgers

I don't make enough burgers to know what's good, but I plan on eventually trying to mix in the following, one per recipe: [...] pickle relish Don't do this. Tried twice now. The extra liquid has to be thoroughly strained off or the patty falls apart, and to me at least it makes it taste slightly......
by Alhazad
Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:50 am
Forum: Tasty Things to Stuff in Your Pie Hole
Topic: Little Caesar's
Replies: 5
Views: 2609

Re: Little Caesar's

It's really... salty. Especially if you get the cheese-in-the-crust crust.
by Alhazad
Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:49 am
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: 2016 General Election Thread
Replies: 918
Views: 114580

Re: 2016 General Election Thread

Malcolm wrote:If I were Hillary, my new election goal would be "flip Texas while keeping thousands of stolen children's souls from fleeing my body."
by Alhazad
Sat Aug 06, 2016 10:29 pm
Forum: Internet Links
Topic: Delta boots brown people
Replies: 33
Views: 4673

Re: Delta boots brown people

Malcolm wrote:Apparently a stewardess has higher standards and more accurate security instincts than the feds.
I believe it.
by Alhazad
Mon Aug 01, 2016 2:59 pm
Forum: General Stuff
Topic: 2016 General Election Thread
Replies: 918
Views: 114580

Re: 2016 General Election Thread

While I agree that one person fraudulently voting as someone else isn't stealing a presidential election, both of us are just speculating. Unless we know every instance of voter fraud, voter intimidation, and/or blatant vote manipulation we're just spouting opinion. I mean voter fraud does happen. ...