Synopsis: The director of D3: the Mighty Ducks helms a torture porn movie that makes Hostel look well written and meaningful.
Review: Bill Mosley plays a child killer who finally gets caught a few minutes after his latest victim expires. That kid's parents hatch the world's worst revenge scheme to get back at him, which goes predictably south in the shittiest plot twist this side of an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
Verdict: This movie blows like your mom while the navy's in town on shore leave in a hurricane during monsoon season.
-------------- Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."