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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 10 2016,19:54  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Synopsis:


Nothing like that.

Review:
Michael Madsen is the most noteworthy name in this horror-comedy in which a demonic lumberjack kills motherfuckers so he can mix their blood into his gigantic pancakes on his equally gigantic grittle.  By "motherfuckers" I mean counselors for a Christian youth camp.  Other than an absurd premise for a villain, this is a goddamn near paint-by-numbers slasher flick.

Also -- copious titties.

Verdict:
It's the John Kasich of horror movies.  It doesn't take itself that seriously and neither should you.

Edited by Malcolm on Apr. 10 2016,20:00

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Diogenes of Sinope:

"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."

"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."

Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:

"Better dead than smeg."
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PostIcon Posted on: Apr. 11 2016,07:01 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
Isn't this one of the "8 films to die for" or "After Dark festival" movies?
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Yes.  2015 After Dark.

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Diogenes of Sinope:

"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."

"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."

Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:

"Better dead than smeg."
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