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Pope: turning away refugees makes baby Jesus cry.  No wait, it's actually like...
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Pope Francis went off script and turned political during his Palm Sunday homily, comparing nations who won’t accept refugees to the leaders who allowed the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.

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(Malcolm @ Mar. 20 2016,10:29)
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Pope: turning away refugees makes baby Jesus cry.  No wait, it's actually like...
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Pope Francis went off script and turned political during his Palm Sunday homily, comparing nations who won’t accept refugees to the leaders who allowed the crucifixion of Jesus Christ.

The leader who allowed the crucifixion of Jesus?

You mean, God?

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How many refugees is Vatican City taking in?

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Pope makes it official: god hates gay people more than divorcees.
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Francis rejected outright the notion of same-sex marriage. But he laid out the church’s warmest welcome in modern times to divorced and remarried couples, saying they should not be judged, discriminated against or excluded from church life.

Apparently that's the discrimination they reserve for homosexuals.

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Apparently that's the discrimination they reserve for homosexuals.

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“No union that is temporary or closed to the transmission of life can ensure the future of society.â€

I'll be damned, it is.  I guess all the straight dudes shooting blanks and barren heterosexual chicks are an affront to god.  You'd also have to throw in anyone who's had a vasectomy or gone through menopause.

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“No union that is temporary or closed to the transmission of life can ensure the future of society.â€

I'll be damned, it is.  I guess all the straight dudes shooting blanks and barren heterosexual chicks are an affront to god.  You'd also have to throw in anyone who's had a vasectomy or gone through menopause.

Gonorrhea is alive and just as God made it.

Anti-biotic = Anti-Christian!

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