Wait...
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when a group of young adults showed up all at once and stole more than $3,000 worth of merchandise.
According to the Chicago Sun Times, at around 6:40 p.m. on Saturday about 20 people entered the Mildblend Supply Co., a clothing store in a trendy part of Chicago, and started scooping up $200-a-pair jeans -- and then walked out of the store without paying for them.
20 people scooped up $200/pair jeans, and only got "more than $3,000 worth"? So that's like... 1 pair each?
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It's not me, it's someone else.