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An alternative theory is it was simply someone mocking Trump supporters by doing stupid things.

I was going to say, "How the hell could one tell the difference," but that horse got beaten to glue.  You goddamn near can't parody them.  The Onion has had to go over the top, tunnel down under it, then go over the top again twice as high.

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GOP Statisticians Develop New Branch Of Math To Formulate Scenarios In Which Trump Doesn’t Win Nomination

Already exists.  They're called "election rules."

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‘I Suffer From Severe Psychological Issues And I Need The Help Of Mental Health Professionals,’ Says Trump In Pointed Debate Comeback

His ego would never let him admit even 0.1% of that weakness.  He probably thinks shrinks and their patients need his help, which he'd be only too happy to provide if they enrolled at the new, improved Trump Screwniversity.

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Violence Erupts At Trump Rally After Supporters Clash With Protesting GOP Leaders

I could actually see this happening.  Not kidding.  Paul Ryan might get his ass kicked if he showed up and started to speak his mind.

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Exuberant Trump Rally Crowd Bats Syrian Refugee Child Around Arena Before Candidate Comes On Stage

Yet again, I could see some anti-Trumpers of Middle Eastern descent getting assaulted during or before a rally.

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Advisors Tell Trump, Cruz To Stick To Just Attacking All Women In General

Finally.  Took four failed tries.


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Ask me...

Very NSFW (Source)

Which lead me to "The Caught Compilation" (very nsfw, and stop watching after three minutes in)







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I think the plan is actually to stop after the next one, unless it reverses the trend on their declining sales.

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I mainly blame the MMOG FFXIV.  I hear that thing bled cash for a long time.

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I mainly blame the MMOG FFXIV.  I hear that thing bled cash for a long time.

I was attributing more to the loss of identity from having to always build upon and yet outdo the previous generation's outdoing of the generation before that. Like, it's not enough to tell a story about a world in danger anymore -- you have to have more technomagery than FF7 and more romance than FF8 and more abstruse metaphors than FF10 and more nontraditional combat than FF12, until the series is so fucking dense that it can't pick up new fans OR new writers when the old ones drop out for whatever reason.


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Nice try, Gordon:


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NSFW 3D

Probably rated higher by critics than Batman Vs Superman

Superman would win

Kings VS Ducks

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Truck that shows traffic ahead so you can pass.

The impact of an underwater explosion on air contained under the water (i.e. air in your lungs)

Cat's perspective

Taking the Yoda role in the second movie.

Mug purchase

Image dump of GIFs

Daughter has less fun on fishing trip than expected:


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90's Life Hacks






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Not an image, but from Reddit

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That fitness trainer-fat girl thing Paul posted in simply amazing. Funny, sad, and maddening all at once.

Awesome PC case.

Guy gets engaged to an apparently controlling woman who wouldn't let him go away with his friends for the weekend. They took him anyway. Hilarious.













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Found out what happened to Cake...



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Kamikaze attacks.

Nice dodge



Did you ever notice that Spidey isn't real and her hair is blowing the wrong direction?


Too lazy to photoshop this, but you all know how it could be made funnier, right Catt?  :D














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There's actually one breed of cat that's not a cunt, but only because it's bred from a serval.
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The cats are commonly compared to dogs in their loyalty, and they will follow their owners around the house like a canine. They can also be trained to walk on a leash and to fetch.


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