(GORDON @ Mar. 28 2016,10:44)
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I'd like to see Eggsy dealing with genital warts that he got when he plugged the Princess of Denmark in the pooper, last movie.
Better...
Merlin: So, what was it like?
Eggsy: What?
M: Fucking the trannie prince who'll be a princess in a few months.
E: What the fuck?!?!
M: Are you kidding me? Â He wouldn't stop talking about how The Crying Game was the greatest movie of all time. Â Kept quoting it constantly. It's all on his facebook page ... hmm, along with pictures of you two going at it.
E: Why the hell didn't you say anything?
M: I thought you would've noticed. Â I mean, didn't you think it was weird you got anal right away? Â Sure, a blowjob maybe, but who offers an ass ramming within five seconds of meeting you?
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"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
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