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PostIcon Posted on: Mar. 03 2016,20:23  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Synopsis:
Some white chicks go to Florida and get involved in single-handedly win a drug turf war.

Review:
This movie is indescribably bad.  It makes Malibu's Most Wanted look like Goodfellas.  The acting is horrible, the directing feels like one really shitty, long dub step music vid, and the plot comes from what I can only guess is the union of a skinemax softcore that seduced an after school special dreamt up by the most paranoid of white suburban soccer parents who previously built a religion around Thirteen and Kids.

Verdict:
Lots of ass and titties.  There are no other redeeming features.


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Diogenes of Sinope:

"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."

"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."

Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:

"Better dead than smeg."
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I swear to jeebus I didn't know this before writing the review.
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Korine had devised the concept for Spring Breakers over several years prior to production, with fleeting ideas about the plot and what should transpire. His initial desire was to create a "sensory film" that was more about feeling than action and placed little importance on narrative or plot, the idea for which came later.

That would be...
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Harmony Korine is best known for writing Kids and for writing and directing Spring Breakers, Gummo, Julien Donkey-Boy and Mister Lonely. His film Trash Humpers premiered at Toronto International Film Festival and won the main prize, the DOX Award, at CPH:DOX in November 2009. His most recent film Spring Breakers was released in 2013.


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Diogenes of Sinope:

"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."

"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."

Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:

"Better dead than smeg."
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