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...we estimate that every $1 invested in the IRS produces $4 in revenue
You're shitting me. Â You're genuinely using the "the more you invest in us, the more we make" argument for tax processing? Â How fucking stupid are you?
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It got so bad that callers who'd been waiting up to two hours on the phone for an agent would then be automatically hung up on -- a so-called "courtesy disconnect" -- when the system was overloaded
Maybe the IRS should stop investing in retarded telephony systems.
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the IRS could upgrade to a "virtual hold" system wherein taxpayers could leave their phone number and get a call back when an agent is free. But to implement that would cost $45 million, Koskinen said.
Bull the fuck shit. Â That technology doesn't cost $45M to install unless you're getting it done by the same asswipes that built an Afghani gas station.
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"Between 2005 and 2010, the revenue generated from audits averaged $14.7 billion annually. [Since then], it has averaged only $10.5 billion," IRS Commissioner John Koskinen said in an address to tax professionals on Tuesday.
John, you need to be fired and forbidden from working around numbers ever again. Â You say that like it's directly and solely caused by a lack of personnel.
Edited by Malcolm on Nov. 03 2015,12:17
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