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Tries to kill a spider with a lighter...

...while filling his car with gas.
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Ah, Detroit.

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Wtf did the gator do to deserve death?

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Wtf did the gator do to deserve death?

Pretty sure that's standard operating procedure of any animal that kills a human.

Less sure if they then cut off its head and put it on a stake as a message to others.

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Wtf did the gator do to deserve death?

Pretty sure that's standard operating procedure of any animal that kills a human.

Less sure if they then cut off its head and put it on a stake as a message to others.

From the gator's point of view, it was defending its home turf.  Does the "Stand Your Ground" rule not apply to water?

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It doesn't apply to animals.

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It doesn't apply to animals.

Species-ist.  All flippancy aside, I'd let the gator go.

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The duct tape challenge

Kids are dumb. These "challenges" are big on YouTube and kids eat the shit up. I know the Cinnamon challenge was a thing and was dangerous. The Ice Bucket Challenge was for charity and only claimed one life (seriously).
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Time to ban bows and arrows.
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West Virginia State Police say a 15-year-old boy was killed while playing a game of "dodging arrows."

We used air pellet, BB, and paintball guns.  Is that not enough for the youth of today?

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Shooting at explosives. What could go wrong?
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Tannerite — a mixture of ammonium nitrate and aluminum powder that explodes when struck by a high-velocity bullet — is normally used for target practice.

Dumb-ass.  If you want a stable explosive, C4.  If you want to detonate something, blasting cap.

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Diogenes of Sinope:

"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."

"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."

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