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"[Ciara] was on tour, and I was looking at her in the mirror, and God spoke to me. He said, ‘I need you to lead her.’ "

God is like that. He won’t remind you to hand the ball to Lynch up the middle for the ring, but he’s right there to deny you fornication with the hot chick who can fuck like a fiend. That’s the thing about faith. It tests you like a motherfucker.
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He can't get it up for women and that's his excuse.

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I don't give a fuck!
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Russ is insane.  I say that as someone who's profited from having him on my FF team for a few years.  Hell of a QB, but insane in the spiritual sense.

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