Not cutting corners here.
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Chinese police is investigating two distillers after it found preliminary evidence that they had laced thousands of bottles of liquor with Viagra before labeling them as spirits with "health preserving qualities".
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China earlier saw a massive scandal with dairies adding melamine, a chemical used in plastic industry, to give the impression of additional cream in milk.
Goddamn.
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."