http://www.badassoftheweek.com/index.cgi?id=364288832201
You really should read the entire thing, but here's about 5% of the badass:
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When a huge-ass motherfucking explosion rattled the windows in the rec room at the NATO Forward Operating Base in Ghazni Province, Afghanistan, the perpetually-chillin’ dudes of the United States Army First Special Forces Group just yawned, cracked their knuckles, and went back to chewing their gum and using combat knives to clean dirt out from under their fingernails.
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When they looked out the window and saw a gigantic mushroom cloud of black smoke and a towering jet of flame engulfing the eastern wall of the base, however, shit got real serious real quick.
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Busic then slammed the e-brake Vin Diesel style, spinning the truck sideways to provide additional cover to the men behind him, and Busic and Plumlee sprang out of the truck. Busic opened fire with his M4, but Plumlee’s gear became entangled in the door as he exited the truck (we’ve all been there, dude), so he was like “fuck this fucking bullshit,” left his shit stuck in the car door, pulled his pistol like goddamned Wyatt Earp, and started fucking running fifty feet across open ground towards guys with AK-47s and bomb vests shooting his goddamned pistol like a fuckin boss. Busic was right there with him, and both men pressed straight on at the enemy, who all pretty much died on the spot just from a heart attack of seeing something that awesome happen in real life right in front of them.
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I don't give a fuck!
