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OK, so I have a question: My wife and I are celebrating our anniversary tomorrow... part of our plans involves a couples massage.  We have a private room, and each get massaged by a different person.

Would it be rude to ask for a happy ending?  Or is that just expected?

OK, serious question:
How do people feel about getting massaged by a person of the same sex?  How do yall feel about your wife getting massaged by someone of the opposite sex?

I had a massage from a dude once.  He was decent, but it just felt weird.  I couldn't quite enjoy it fully.

The place we're going does it: 1 masseur, 1 masseuse.  And they assign opposite sex.  I was kinda hoping for 2 women, but then wasn't sure if that was rude to ask for.


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This is the gayest post I've read since Thib asked about hand moisturizers.
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This is the gayest post I've read since Thib asked about hand moisturizers.

Seriously?  Getting a massage is gay?

YOU'RE GAY


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My experience with it is if you aren't sexualizing it in any way, it's not weird to get a massage from a guy.  If you have a good one and prefer a deep tissue massage, men tend to be better.  Women can have strong hands too, but the larger finder tips on a guy allows him to apply more pressure without it feeling like your being stabbed.

First time I had a massage from a guy it was weird for about 10 minutes, but then I was about half asleep for the rest of it.

My asshole did hurt when I woke up, though.
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All things being equal, I'd prefer getting touched by a chick than a dude.

Unless she's fat.  Then it's a tossup.


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All things being equal, I'd prefer getting touched by a chick than a dude.

Unless she's fat.  Then it's a tossup.

And would you prefer a chick touching your chick, or a dude?

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All things being equal, I'd prefer getting touched by a chick than a dude.

Unless she's fat.  Then it's a tossup.

And would you prefer a chick touching your chick, or a dude?

Chick on chick, of course.

When at all possible I prefer to own the only penis in the room.

All other things being equal.


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