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Paul 
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Posted on: Jul. 26 2014,18:09 |
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WillYouPressTheButton.com is based on the premise that pushing a button grants you something, but also has a specific consequence. Â
I found this one interesting:
You have the power to become invisible.
but...
You shit your pants every time you do.
Only 48% of the people would do it! Â WTF?!?!
Don't they realize that they already have the power to shit their pants? Why not take the power of invisibility along with it?
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TheCatt
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Posted on: Jul. 26 2014,18:19 |
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Here was a decent one:
Every "bad" disease such as HIV/Cancer/Malaria/AIDS will be gone forever
but...
Everyone having such an disease at the moment will die
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TheCatt
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Posted on: Jul. 26 2014,18:27 |
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You will become incredibly sexually attractive to the opposite gender.
but ...
All beings of the opposite gender are now half-human hybrids who will not ask for your consent.
LOL
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Paul
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Posted on: Jul. 26 2014,18:50 |
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You recieve a large amount of any drug of your choice
but...
Your only allowed to give it away with no profit
Only 36% of people would do this?!?!
I can get tons of life-saving drugs and give them to the needy, saving thousands of lives. Why not?
There was one earlier where you could change into any animal at will, but the transformation caused excruciating pain. Â Most people didn't do it. Â WHY NOT? Â If it hurts too much don't do it. Â Why not push the button and have the option though?
And why would 21% of people want to be "the best survivalist ever" when the consequence is being the only person on Earth (death to everyone you love), and being hunted by zombies that can only be killed by uranium? Â WTF?
There are a lot of "you can be in a famous fictional universe but..." Â I realized that just being in *most* fictional universes is bad enough regardless of whatever consequences they make up.
Edited by Paul on Jul. 26 2014,18:51
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Paul
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Posted on: Jul. 26 2014,18:55 |
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This one I like.
People have incredible lack of foresight.
Edited by Paul on Jul. 26 2014,18:57
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Paul
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Posted on: Jul. 26 2014,19:12 |
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The best questions tend to be ones that have an equal number of people on each side.
I found one that is split exactly 50:50.
You will become the leader of the free world
but...
Half of the world will hate you
Only half? That's great!
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Paul
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Posted on: Jul. 26 2014,20:20 |
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You get anything you want from objects to sex legaly.
But...
You are stuck living in North Korea for eternity.
Dafuq?
Edited by Paul on Jul. 26 2014,20:21
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Troy
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Posted on: Jul. 27 2014,06:03 |
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Will you turn down?
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Jul. 27 2014,09:34 |
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The mutton?
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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GORDON
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Posted on: Jul. 27 2014,10:46 |
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yeah i fixed it
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Jul. 27 2014,10:48 |
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That confuses me further.
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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GORDON
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Posted on: Jul. 27 2014,10:51 |
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it used to be a typo that said nutton. i fixed the typo.
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TheCatt
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Posted on: Jul. 27 2014,11:02 |
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I don't get this one.
You could draw anything you see in your head perfectly
but
You could only draw it on used toilet paper
That's not a downside. 98% of people can't draw for shit.
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Jul. 27 2014,11:04 |
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I would restrict my canvases to toilet paper that's been used to TP someone's house, like those assholes that hand out carrots on Halloween.
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Jul. 27 2014,12:08 |
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(GORDON @ Jul. 27 2014,13:10)
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(TheCatt @ Jul. 27 2014,14:02)
QUOTE That's not a downside. Â 98% of people can't draw for shit. Knowing how to draw is knowing how to see.
False.
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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