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Why would you hack off your dick and jump from a balcony?
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Two members of a group Bearer collaborates with live in the same apartment building and tell TMZ they were there early this morning when Christ Bearer suddenly -- without warning -- cut off his penis and jumped off the balcony.  They say they were not on "any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing."

I'm really, really interested in your explanation.

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More interesting to me that a man named Johnson whacked off his pee pee.
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The reason:
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He said that, while high on marijuana, he began reading a book about monks and vasectomies that apparently inspired him.

Yep.  Totally makes sense.

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"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."

"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."

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I don't think he understands what a vasectomy is.

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I don't think he understands what a vasectomy is.

He was trying to jump off the balcony to ram the knife hilt on the ground so the blade would drive in deeply enough.

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