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From here.

St. Louis, cesspool of the Midwest.  I'll note that leaving the airport from Minneapolis, I barely had to break stride to make it through security.  No laptop out of the bag, no shoes off, etc.  Leaving the cesspool, nope, all that bullshit was back in full force.  All the respect they gained in the Twin Cities just got canceled out.

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“She said, ‘If I held it up to your neck, you wouldn’t know if it was real or not,’ and I said ‘really?’” May told King 5 News.

I'm starting to think the TSA is really just a job program for the most retarded of Americans that are too stupid to do anything else.

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“She said, ‘If I held it up to your neck, you wouldn’t know if it was real or not,’ and I said ‘really?’” May told King 5 News.

I'm starting to think the TSA is really just a job program for the most retarded of Americans that are too stupid to do anything else.

And just think what the unemployment rate would be if the TSA didn't exist... cross-topic reference.

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On Monday, the TSA issued a statement, saying "TSA officers are dedicated to keeping the nation's transportation security systems safe and secure for the traveling public. Under longstanding aircraft security policy, and out of an abundance of caution, realistic replicas of firearms are prohibited in carry-on bags."

Realistic?  I simply must see this gun.

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