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he didn't let the kid have McDonald's.

If this sort of horseshit wasn't so commonplace this would be funnier.
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Guess my kids should be taken away, Ive done the same.

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Divorce/Child Custody disputes are never about what they're about. They're always about something else.
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Where's G to tell me again how living a life without responsibility -- not having kids, getting married, not an "adult life" -- is better than what I've currently got?

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Where's G to tell me again how living a life without responsibility -- not having kids, getting married, not an "adult life" -- is better than what I've currently got?

Because when you get old you will be a drain on society without having had children to contribute to society.

You're welcome.

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Right.  There's a dude at work who's paralyzed from the waist down.  He's got pretty much the same type of job I do.  There are programmers there working up until the day they die.  I'm not a pro athlete.  I'm not lifting hay bales, harvesting crops, or doing hard, manual labour.  I can do what I do for a living until Death gets the balls to come find me.  How am I a drain while consuming goods and paying taxes if I can still produce blood flow to to bathe my brain in oxygen?

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yeah well i bet you still want roads and firemen and police, and you didn't make any kids to fill those roles.  you will just coast to your death being taken care of by other peoples kids.

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You're shitting me.  Are you suggesting there's going to be a shortage of any of those things in the future if we all don't fuck like rabbits?

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You specifically called me out.  I'm just throwing shit out there.

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Weren't you the dude surprised when your buddy had his vasectomy?  His chances of ever having to deal with shit like this are hovering near 0%.

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What, are you still angry about it?

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What, are you still angry about it?

No.  Just saying that it's a practical reason.

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When you are dying old and alone in some Obamacare End Of Life Warehouse, somewhere, I am going to have my progeny visit you and poke you in the forehead and tell you, "I bet you wish you had some kids of your own to make me stop."

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I don't plan to die of enfeeblement.

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Better hope.

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BTW, the "Obamacare End Of Life Warehouse" just sort of came to me... and the more I think about it, the more likely it sounds.

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When you are dying old and alone in some Obamacare End Of Life Warehouse, somewhere, I am going to have my progeny visit you and poke you in the forehead and tell you, "I bet you wish you had some kids of your own to make me stop."

When your progeny comes home wearing eyeliner, black nail polish, and skipping school on this dude's birthday, I'm going to laugh ever so hard.

Just remember, every kid you have is another person that can be weaponized against you in a divorce.

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"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."

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Were your parents divorced, Malcolm?  I would have guessed no until now.

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Were your parents divorced, Malcolm?  I would have guessed no until now.

No, they're still trucking on with that marriage thing for ... I dunno, a few centuries now.

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"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."

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