Finally. I can't count the times I've seen dudes riding bicycles that conveniently become pedestrians when their forward progress is blocked and switch back to vehicle mode when there's open road.
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"I was already way too committed to stop ... I couldn't see a line through the crowd and I couldn't stop so I laid down and just plowed through the crowded crosswalk in the least-populated place I could find," Bucchere wrote. "I hope he ends up OK."
The dude he hit later died. That excuse is also tantamount to saying, "I don't understand physics enough to be able to operate a bike."
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."