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Leisher 
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Posted on: May 30 2013,11:36 |
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New prank.
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GORDON
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Posted on: May 30 2013,12:52 |
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Yeah, saw that on Fark yesterday.... all the results they showed were from women freaking the fuck out.
Most of the women in the fark comment thread were saying stuff like, "You have to be a sick fucking asshole to do that to someone." Lots of men were white knighting for the women to show how great they are. I said, "This is really good test to see how stable your relationship is. Also, a lot of women are hysterically high strung."
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Troy
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Posted on: May 30 2013,13:09 |
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I love the ones that start off with the woman going, ha ha.. that's funny...
And then three messages (and no response) later, they devolve into "I SLEPT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND ON NEW YEARS, ASSHOLE"
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Malcolm
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Posted on: May 30 2013,13:12 |
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When a dude tells his woman, "I haven't been fully honest with you," that indicates some shit on the level of a nuclear fallout because it's inviting a conversation. When a woman says that to a man, we just assume it's been that way all along and normalcy is reigning.
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"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
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"Better dead than smeg."
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TPRJones
I saw The Fault in our Stars opening night.
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Posted on: May 30 2013,13:44 |
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I've been reading some of them and Nathan really did a lot of guys a good service with this one. So many crazy bitches being found out and dumped.
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GORDON
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Posted on: May 30 2013,13:45 |
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That being said, I don't dare do this to my wife....
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TheCatt
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Posted on: May 30 2013,17:02 |
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I like how that was a whole 7 minutes elapsed time.
Edited by TheCatt on May 30 2013,17:02
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TheCatt
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Posted on: May 30 2013,17:03 |
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This one wins
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GORDON
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Posted on: May 30 2013,17:56 |
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(TheCatt @ May 30 2013,20:03)
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(GORDON @ May 30 2013,16:45)
QUOTE That being said, I don't dare do this to my wife.... Sounds like time for a DTMan challenge.
Seriously, I lose, you win. I already know my wife is high strung.
Also, I told her about the joke earlier today.
It is said that there is no man over 40 without a skeleton in the closet... apparently there is an old joke Mark Twain talked about. He said he sent a random associate of his an anonymous message that read, "They are on to us, all that you have done is known. Leave town immediately." And his associate was never heard from again.
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TheCatt
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Posted on: May 30 2013,18:23 |
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Meh, I have no secrets from my wife. (Note: This is not a challenge to find something)
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GORDON
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Posted on: May 30 2013,18:31 |
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(Leisher @ May 30 2013,21:12)
QUOTE QUOTE It is said that there is no man over 40 without a skeleton in the closet... apparently there is an old joke Mark Twain talked about. Â He said he sent a random associate of his an anonymous message that read, "They are on to us, all that you have done is known. Â Leave town immediately." Â And his associate was never heard from again. Mark Twain was a wise man. Shit, he was on the fucking Enterprise!
Did he get on the ship, or was he just hanging in SanFran with Guinan and Data? I don't remember.
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Malcolm
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Posted on: May 30 2013,18:48 |
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QUOTE It is said that there is no man over 40 without a skeleton in the closet
I'd lower that to 16, if not more, and extend it to everyone. Everyone has shit they hide.
QUOTE Everyone lies.
Dr. Gregory House, M.D.
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Diogenes of Sinope:
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"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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Leisher
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Posted on: May 30 2013,21:54 |
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QUOTE Did he get on the ship, or was he just hanging in SanFran with Guinan and Data? I don't remember.
I'm pretty sure he got on it.
QUOTE Meh, I have no secrets from my wife. (Note: This is not a challenge to find something)
Nothing big, I'm sure. However, there's something she doesn't know about you. Something in your past, some habit you do that's gross, etc. Everyone has something they hide.
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TheCatt
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Posted on: May 31 2013,09:08 |
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Troi could babysit me.
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Leisher
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Posted on: May 31 2013,09:28 |
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Really? I found her to be unattractive.
I mean, I'd fuck her for practice, but I found ST:TNG to be devoid of attractive women.
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TPRJones
I saw The Fault in our Stars opening night.
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Posted on: May 31 2013,09:46 |
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I remember having a bit of a thing for Dr. Crusher for awhile.
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Malcolm
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Posted on: May 31 2013,10:13 |
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This derailment is bordering on disturbing.
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"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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