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Rick Ross.
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Judge: Ma’am, have you had any drugs in the last 24 hours?

Penelope: Actually, no.

Judge: Actually, no?

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The next Reality Show of the Month. Fuck.
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The last line from the judge is killing me.  I can't tell if he's reacting to:

1) his gradual understanding that this chick probably spends more time high than otherwise
2) the apparent surprise from the chick when she realizes the past twenty four hours of moving through the legal system haven't afforded her time to get wasted ... like he should be following up with, "I'm guessing from your response that's not the case most days."

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Diogenes of Sinope:

"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."

"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."

Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:

"Better dead than smeg."
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PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 06 2013,11:29 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE
I thought it was the indication that when someone says, "Actually," the next thing they say is usually a lie.

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To me it didn't sound like "Rick Ross" but "Rick Rolls".  

But that probably just means I spend too much time on the internet.

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