Gets better.
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Mr Jones became a hero in the hospitality industry last year when his Top Springs Hotel became the first liquor outlet to be prosecuted under federal emergency intervention laws for failing to record personal details of customers buying more than $100 worth of takeaway grog.
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."