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1.  A truck that said "Lawn's Plus" on the side, followed by a blurb about doing yard work for money.  "Lawn's" may have been a clever if unknown play on words, but I tend to believe it is a grammatical language error.

2.  A cute if "worn looking" girl wearing a tight t-shirt that claimed she was, "The best dam time in town."  Yes, "dam."  The "dam" was wrapped around and cupping gently her left breast.

3.  A truck pulling a trailer fill of pool cleaning equipment.  The company  name on the truck was, "The Gene Pool."  Now THAT I find to be funny.


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3.  A truck pulling a trailer fill of pool cleaning equipment.  The company  name on the truck was, "The Gene Pool."  Now THAT I find to be funny.

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4. Gordon running errands.

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3.  A truck pulling a trailer fill of pool cleaning equipment.  The company  name on the truck was, "The Gene Pool."  Now THAT I find to be funny.

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I can't find the thread I was looking for, so I'll just add to this one:

Was RUNNING ERRANDS again the other day.  Was at the grocery store.  The day before, the wife asked me if she needed to add anything to the grocery list.  I jokingly yelled out "tube steaks" from the next room.  She repeated it because she never heard of it.... I said, "Yes, tube steaks" as I was going up the stairs 2 rooms away.  Then I forgot about it.

Then at the grocery store the next day, in the middle of the list, "tube steaks."  I busted out laughing and people looked at me funny.


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