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GORDON 
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Posted on: May 12 2015,15:53 |
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I've been eating white rice for decades but always went for the plain, long-grain Carolina Rice. But the other day that shelf was empty and all they had was Jasmine Rice.... which I always passed over because plain ol' rice was good enough for me, dag-gummit, and eating something called "Jasmine Rice" would have made me look citified, and like I was putting on airs.
But goddam, this stuff smells great when cooking and even tastes better than regular white rice.
So the question is, am I gay now?
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Malcolm 
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Posted on: May 12 2015,15:55 |
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QUOTE So the question is, am I gay now? Like just right now? Â Probably not. Â I'd wager it happened years ago.
QUOTE But goddam, this stuff smells great when cooking and even tastes better than regular white rice. Try Basmati. The two have been hybridized.
Edited by Malcolm on May 12 2015,15:56
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GORDON 
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Posted on: May 12 2015,16:41 |
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Your mom had jasmine rice.
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TPRJones 
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Posted on: May 12 2015,16:47 |
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My mom wouldn't eat that, she hated Asians.
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GORDON 
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Posted on: May 12 2015,16:51 |
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That doesn't even make sense. Your mom is dumb.
Plus, asian chicks can be pretty hot.
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Vince 
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Posted on: May 12 2015,17:11 |
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You don't have to like or respect them to bang them. My first two wives proved that.
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GORDON 
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Posted on: May 12 2015,17:29 |
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(TPRJones @ May 12 2015,20:11)
QUOTE (GORDON @ May 12 2015,18:51)
QUOTE Your mom is dumb. No argument here. We think you're ok, though.
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