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There's something wrong with a person at the urinal with their smart phone in one hand checking messages and their pecker in the other taking a leak.

I understand while dropping a deuce.  The smart phone has taken the place of the daily news paper.  But if you can't take a leak without putting your phone away you have some sort of affliction.
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That, and I've got to think the odds of dropping said phone while doing #1 is much greater than while doing #2.

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I've seen this a few times.  What spurred this particular outburst from myself was an idiot checking messages at the urinal next to me.  He kept the phone (and his line of sight) to the side while doing so (not likely he'd drop it in the urinal).  I was just waiting for him to piss on my foot and then I'd have probably been down in HR.
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I couldn't do that if I wanted to, I need two hands to control the aim of my massive cock.

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Can't be that massive if the gravity of it alone isn't enough to keep it pointed down.

EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess.  That could explain it.


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EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess.  That could explain it.

I don't think there's a "could" in question.

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Can't be that massive if the gravity of it alone isn't enough to keep it pointed down.

EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess.  That could explain it.

Picture a firehose when the 3 guys aren't there to control it.

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Can't be that massive if the gravity of it alone isn't enough to keep it pointed down.

EDIT: Unless men's rooms excite you, I guess.  That could explain it.

Picture a firehose when the 3 guys aren't there to control it.

You're saying you can't piss properly without three guys firmly grasping your dick?  I could see that.

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My 2 hands = the strength of 3 men.

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Probably from all that jacking off.

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Probably from all that jacking off.

LOL

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Jacking off like a viking.

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... while wearing a hat with horns on?

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You don't?

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Jacking off like a viking.

With a bunch of other dudes on a ship somewhere?  In a locker room full of football players that aren't going to win a Super Bowl?

EDIT: Nm.  He elaborated in another thread.
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Ha.

"Twisted the head right off," if I recall correctly.


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