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At Cedar Point with my kid, today.  Riding the Gemini. For those who don't know, they are side-by-side cars, close enough to slap hands with the person in the next train. It is sort of a "race" as you never know which train will win.

In the 80's the trains would taunt, "LESS FILLING/TASTES GREAT" at each other. No joke.

Anyway, today there is this 10ish year old turd in the other train, and he was telling each of us to "suck it" over and over as his train would pass us on an inside curve.  Little turd.

Anyway, his train slowed way down on the last big curve, my train won, and I put my finger right in his face and yelled, "NO, YOU are the one who will suck it."

Always set the example, I sez.


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Wrote that on my phone in line for the next ride.

I should probable exposit that Cedar Point is an amusement park, and the Gemini is a roller coaster.


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"Insane Ramblings of Old Man"

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Concentrated assholes.

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