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Leisher 
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Posted on: Apr. 11 2014,12:54 |
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The human Barbie.
Yes, it's a real person.
If you vote no, please explain why. I mean, just out of curiosity, you have to. Even if it's just for the story.
Plus, she's crazy, so there's a strong possibility the sex will be good.
Edited by Leisher on Apr. 11 2014,12:55
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GORDON
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Posted on: Apr. 11 2014,12:58 |
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She looks weird.
Sure, I'd hit it, but I would make sure she didn't know my cell phone number or home address or anything until I could ascertain how crazy she actually is. She looks pretty crazy.
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Paul
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Posted on: Apr. 11 2014,13:23 |
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Normally no.
But desperate times call for desperate measures. Any port in a storm.
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TheCatt
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Posted on: Apr. 11 2014,14:16 |
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Sure, I mean, it's not a dude, and she's not ugly. Just freaky. And that could be good.
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TPRJones
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Posted on: Apr. 11 2014,14:34 |
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No thanks. Even when it comes to fuckin' I like a woman with some interesting personality. Plus she looks weird in an unappealing way.
She's pretty much exactly the opposite of what I find attrative. I like 'em short and athletic with dark hair and an angry snarl. Like Michelle Rodriguez.
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Apr. 11 2014,15:28 |
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While I'm sure that's a real person with real lungs and blood pumping through real veins, I get precisely 0% of that from the photo. Given that's all I know about her, hell goddamn no. She looks like one of those Japanese sex robots that sort of resembles a woman, but the appearance is off just enough to be creepy. I wouldn't be able to shake the feeling she's an artificial fuck doll.
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GORDON
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Posted on: Apr. 11 2014,15:30 |
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I would try a Japanese sex robot just to see what up. Like you wouldn't.
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Apr. 11 2014,15:33 |
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(GORDON @ Apr. 11 2014,17:30)
QUOTE I would try a Japanese sex robot just to see what up. Â Like you wouldn't.
They're going to have to get to Blade Runner-era Daryl Hannah levels in order to overcome the strong urge I'd have to go John Connor on it.
EDIT: Check that. Even with that kind of tech, still no. If I'm going to do something that extravagant, I'm not wasting time or resources on, literally, fucking myself.
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"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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Vince
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Posted on: Apr. 11 2014,17:30 |
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Looks too lifeless to me. Had enough of that kind of sex with my ex's
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GORDON
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Posted on: Apr. 11 2014,19:14 |
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(Malcolm @ Apr. 11 2014,18:33)
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(GORDON @ Apr. 11 2014,17:30)
QUOTE I would try a Japanese sex robot just to see what up. Â Like you wouldn't. They're going to have to get to Blade Runner-era Daryl Hannah levels in order to overcome the strong urge I'd have to go John Connor on it. EDIT: Check that. Â Even with that kind of tech, still no. Â If I'm going to do something that extravagant, I'm not wasting time or resources on, literally, fucking myself.
Well I never said I would pay for it.
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Apr. 11 2014,20:48 |
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(GORDON @ Apr. 11 2014,21:14)
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(Malcolm @ Apr. 11 2014,18:33)
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(GORDON @ Apr. 11 2014,17:30)
QUOTE I would try a Japanese sex robot just to see what up. Â Like you wouldn't. They're going to have to get to Blade Runner-era Daryl Hannah levels in order to overcome the strong urge I'd have to go John Connor on it. EDIT: Check that. Â Even with that kind of tech, still no. Â If I'm going to do something that extravagant, I'm not wasting time or resources on, literally, fucking myself. Well I never said I would pay for it.
To quote a buddy of mine, "Women always cost you something, but some are considerate enough to let you know how much ahead of time."
*rimshot*
But seriously, even if she had the most awesome personality in the world (which is already difficult to believe, even hypothetically), her physical form puts her somewhere between one of those real dolls and a lifeless mannequin in a storefront window, neither of which I want to dickify. Had she not mangled herself in this way, the story would probably be different.
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"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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GORDON
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Posted on: Apr. 11 2014,21:19 |
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Who wants a personality in a woman? I want to bang it, and when I am not banging it I want to watch TV with it and have it say, "OMG THAT SHOW WAS SO GOOD U HAVE SUCH AWESOME TASTE IN STUFF." It could be a recording that just plays every couple hours.
And that's pretty much it.
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Cakedaddy
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Posted on: Apr. 12 2014,00:20 |
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You don't want her to play chess?
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TheCatt
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Posted on: Apr. 12 2014,05:09 |
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Without makeup
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Apr. 12 2014,11:00 |
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That's a marked improvement. Â But I can't tell if she has the serial killer sex doll contacts in her eyes. Â The picture at the top of this post goddamn near makes her look like someone from here stepped off the screen.
EDIT: I almost want to change my vote, but I can't erase the first pic from my brain.
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"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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GORDON
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Posted on: Apr. 12 2014,11:32 |
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(Malcolm @ Apr. 12 2014,14:07)
QUOTE QUOTE Who wants a personality in a woman? Â I want to bang it, and when I am not banging it I want to watch TV with it and have it say, "OMG THAT SHOW WAS SO GOOD U HAVE SUCH AWESOME TASTE IN STUFF." Â It could be a recording that just plays every couple hours.
And that's pretty much it. I'd get bored way too quickly. Â I'll take arguments and talking back over acquiescence any day.
He says that NOW. ;-)
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TheCatt
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Posted on: Apr. 12 2014,13:44 |
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(GORDON @ Apr. 12 2014,14:32)
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I'd get bored way too quickly. Â I'll take arguments and talking back over acquiescence any day.
He says that NOW. ;-)
His hand is probably pretty acquiescent, so some change would be interesting
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Apr. 12 2014,17:42 |
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(GORDON @ Apr. 12 2014,13:32)
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(Malcolm @ Apr. 12 2014,14:07)
QUOTE QUOTE Who wants a personality in a woman? Â I want to bang it, and when I am not banging it I want to watch TV with it and have it say, "OMG THAT SHOW WAS SO GOOD U HAVE SUCH AWESOME TASTE IN STUFF." Â It could be a recording that just plays every couple hours.
And that's pretty much it. I'd get bored way too quickly. Â I'll take arguments and talking back over acquiescence any day. He says that NOW. ;-)
Yeah, and I'll continue saying it. Stepford wives and gfs aren't for me.
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"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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Malcolm
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Posted on: Apr. 12 2014,17:47 |
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(TheCatt @ Apr. 12 2014,15:44)
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I'd get bored way too quickly. Â I'll take arguments and talking back over acquiescence any day.
He says that NOW. ;-) His hand is probably pretty acquiescent, so some change would be interesting
Bah, what do the married know about getting laid.
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"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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