Search Members Help

» Welcome Guest
[ Log In :: Register ]

 

[ Track This Topic :: Email This Topic :: Print this topic ]

reply to topic new topic new poll
Topic: Impossible machine?< Next Oldest | Next Newest >
 Post Number: 1
GORDON Search for posts by this member.
90%
Avatar



Group: Super Administrators
Posts: 36125
Joined: Jun. 2004
PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 07 2013,12:30  Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I had a person say this to me recently:

"My basement is ready for a flood, because I have a pump that is driven by water pressure.  For every 1 gallon that flows through that overflow into the basement, 2 gallons get pumped out of the basement."

That's impossible, right?  I told him that sounds like a perpetual motion machine, but he responded like, 'no... what... you never heard of that kind of pump? it's no big deal.'


--------------
I don't give a fuck!
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
 Post Number: 2
Malcolm Search for posts by this member.
I disagree.
Avatar



Group: Privateers
Posts: 27168
Joined: May 2004
PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 07 2013,13:40 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

From here.  He's probably cheating and using gravity.

Edited by Malcolm on Feb. 07 2013,13:41

--------------
Diogenes of Sinope:

"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."

"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."

Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:

"Better dead than smeg."
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
 Post Number: 3
GORDON Search for posts by this member.
90%
Avatar



Group: Super Administrators
Posts: 36125
Joined: Jun. 2004
PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 07 2013,14:14 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I've never heard of a hydrolic ram pump.  This still seems impossible to me.  If we can make water flow uphill with no added energy, then we should be completely energy independent because we can just freely pump a billion gallons of water up a mountain every day and let it fall through turbines and let it generate electricity before we make it flow uphill again for free.

Edited by GORDON on Feb. 07 2013,14:26

--------------
I don't give a fuck!
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
 Post Number: 4
thibodeaux Search for posts by this member.
RAG
Avatar



Group: Privateers
Posts: 6494
Joined: May 2004
PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 07 2013,15:26 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

less water flows out than in.
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
 Post Number: 5
GORDON Search for posts by this member.
90%
Avatar



Group: Super Administrators
Posts: 36125
Joined: Jun. 2004
PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 07 2013,15:39 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Well that isn't what he told me, he told me 2 gallons pumped out for every gallon that flows into his basement.

--------------
I don't give a fuck!
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
 Post Number: 6
GORDON Search for posts by this member.
90%
Avatar



Group: Super Administrators
Posts: 36125
Joined: Jun. 2004
PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 07 2013,15:47 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Unless he meant a flood of, say, 3 feet deep, and the water is getting pumped out a foot below the intake.  But even then the outlet would need to be above the waterline, which we just determined was a foot higher than the outflow.

--------------
I don't give a fuck!
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
 Post Number: 7
Malcolm Search for posts by this member.
I disagree.
Avatar



Group: Privateers
Posts: 27168
Joined: May 2004
PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 07 2013,15:49 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Here.  I don't know how to break this down further without involving actual math.
QUOTE
A typical efficiency is 60%, but up to 80% is possible


Edited by Malcolm on Feb. 07 2013,15:57

--------------
Diogenes of Sinope:

"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."

"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."

Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:

"Better dead than smeg."
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
 Post Number: 8
TPRJones Search for posts by this member.
I saw The Fault in our Stars opening night.
Avatar



Group: Privateers
Posts: 12384
Joined: May 2004
PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 07 2013,16:20 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Yeah, it's not what I would use for a flooded basement.  You need a reasonable pressure on the input flow to make it work, and almost half of the water will slop out through the waste valve.

My grandfather's house had one of these.  The house was almost as high as the water tower that fed it, and this method supplied water to the second story under good pressure with the "waste" water feeding the lower floor.  But it was loud.


--------------
Vidi Perfutui Veni
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
 Post Number: 9
GORDON Search for posts by this member.
90%
Avatar



Group: Super Administrators
Posts: 36125
Joined: Jun. 2004
PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 07 2013,16:47 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE


(Malcolm @ Feb. 07 2013,18:49)
QUOTE
Here.  I don't know how to break this down further without involving actual math.
QUOTE
A typical efficiency is 60%, but up to 80% is possible

I get that a portion of the water can be moved higher than the source.  I am saying 1 gallon in/2 gallons out is impossible, I just didn't want to argue with the guy because I didn't really care that much.

--------------
I don't give a fuck!
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
 Post Number: 10
thibodeaux Search for posts by this member.
RAG
Avatar



Group: Privateers
Posts: 6494
Joined: May 2004
PostIcon Posted on: Feb. 07 2013,17:16 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

http://xkcd.com/386/
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
 Post Number: 11
GORDON Search for posts by this member.
90%
Avatar



Group: Super Administrators
Posts: 36125
Joined: Jun. 2004
PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 12 2015,17:16 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

Bumping this for Leisher.

$300 gets you a good quality battery backup that doesn't rely on voodoo to work.

As long as you already have the crock.


--------------
I don't give a fuck!
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
 Post Number: 12
Leisher Search for posts by this member.
Top 3%, yo.
Avatar



Group: Super Administrators
Posts: 26651
Joined: May 2004
PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 12 2015,19:35 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

I'll do you one better...

I've already got the water driven pump and a plumper friend swears by it.

I'll also get a battery backup for my primary pump.
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info WEB 
 Post Number: 13
Malcolm Search for posts by this member.
I disagree.
Avatar



Group: Privateers
Posts: 27168
Joined: May 2004
PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 12 2015,19:40 Skip to the previous post in this topic. Skip to the next post in this topic. Ignore posts   QUOTE

QUOTE
I've already got the water driven pump and a plumper friend swears by it.

Plumper than whom?


--------------
Diogenes of Sinope:

"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."

"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."

Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:

"Better dead than smeg."
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info 
 Post Number: 14
Leisher Search for posts by this member.
Top 3%, yo.
Avatar



Group: Super Administrators
Posts: 26651
Joined: May 2004
PostIcon Posted on: Jul. 13 2015,06:04 Skip to the previous post in this topic.  Ignore posts   QUOTE

I can't even make a funny to correct the typo because the guy is thin as a rail.
Offline
Top of Page Profile Contact Info WEB 
13 replies since Feb. 07 2013,12:30 < Next Oldest | Next Newest >

[ Track This Topic :: Email This Topic :: Print this topic ]


 
reply to topic new topic new poll

» Quick Reply Impossible machine?
iB Code Buttons
You are posting as:

Do you wish to enable your signature for this post?
Do you wish to enable emoticons for this post?
Track this topic
View All Emoticons
View iB Code