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One of my FB friends posted a quote saying:
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Above all, my husband values loyalty. He knows that if the grass looks greener, it just means that we need to water the lawn more often.


The funny part is that she was married to a friend of mine until he caught her getting fucked on their sofa by some other guy.
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The funny part is that she was married to a friend of mine until he caught her getting fucked on their sofa by me.

There, I fixed it.
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It is my experience that women paint a very rosy picture of their lives on Facebook that doesn't reflect their actual lives very much.

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There, I fixed it.


Nah, not my style. Not only would I never do that to a friend, but I never found her particularly attractive.

I can honestly say that the only time I've ever slept with a friend's wife/girlfriend was in my Air Force days. The guy in question was leaving town for the weekend, and he told me to see if I could get his girlfriend into bed over the weekend so that he could dump her when he got back. I forget his reasoning at the time, but she was a hot little Spanish girl.

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It is my experience that women paint a very rosy picture of their lives on Facebook that doesn't reflect their actual lives very much.


My wife talks about that all the time. We have a friend who paints a picture of a perfect family with a perfect life. In reality her husband is a massive alcoholic who forgoes food in favor of booze and it's tearing them apart.
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The funny part is that she was married to a friend of mine until he caught her getting fucked on their sofa by some other guy.

Well, like she said.  The lawn needed watering.
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I wonder if the carpet matched her pubes.

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