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GORDON 
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Posted on: Jan. 11 2010,05:52 |
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And you've got to look them in the eye. To completion.
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Troy
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Posted on: Jan. 11 2010,06:17 |
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You're sick...
But in the end, one has the equipment, and the other doesn't.
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TPRJones
I saw The Fault in our Stars opening night.
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Posted on: Jan. 11 2010,06:17 |
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A strange game.
The only winning move is not to play.
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Troy
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Posted on: Jan. 11 2010,07:11 |
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(GORDON @ Jan. 11 2010,06:23)
QUOTE
(TPRJones @ Jan. 11 2010,09:17)
QUOTE A strange game.
The only winning move is not to play. Yeah... I pussied out and null voted. I would have to consider suicide if faced with that situation. Kudos to Troy for being brave. Â Seriously. Â If we are ever invaded by Chinese, he is my first choice to be the guy to charge into the machine gun nest... for the team.
Wouldn't they be charging into OUR machine gun nests?
For the record, my other votes in this sick vote off were Dead Megan Fox, and Paris.
Edited by Troy on Jan. 11 2010,07:11
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GORDON
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Posted on: Jan. 11 2010,08:23 |
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They still defend their perimeters, and that means fortified machine gun nests.
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TheCatt
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Posted on: Jan. 11 2010,08:41 |
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We really need a third choice. Like, what happens if we don't want either of those? Death?
Edited by TheCatt on Jan. 11 2010,08:42
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GORDON
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Posted on: Jan. 11 2010,09:01 |
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Null vote assumes suicide.
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TheCatt
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Posted on: Jan. 11 2010,09:12 |
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If it were Cruise or death, probably go with death. Although, if he's the bitch in the, uh, incident, that might be survivable.
But, the world is better with me in it, so Rosie it is. 
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Leisher
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Posted on: Jan. 11 2010,09:24 |
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You'd just better hope its not "death by ungabunga"...
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thibodeaux
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Posted on: Jan. 11 2010,09:27 |
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I love that joke.
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Leisher
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Posted on: Jan. 11 2010,09:28 |
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It is a classic.
I think that one, "wood eye", and the Marine and Saudi in the fox hole are my all time favorites right now.
Edited by Leisher on Jan. 11 2010,09:29
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Malcolm
I disagree.
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Posted on: Jan. 11 2010,10:48 |
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I don't believe in this kind of no-win situation.
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Diogenes of Sinope:
"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."
"Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them."
Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC:
"Better dead than smeg."
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Vince
I make sweet, sweet love to my legally licenced copy of Microsoft Vista.
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Posted on: Jan. 11 2010,18:22 |
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I chose Cruise so I could put to rest all the rumors about his being gay.
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Leisher
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(thibodeaux @ Jan. 11 2010,16:19)
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(Leisher @ Jan. 11 2010,12:28)
QUOTE the Marine and Saudi in the fox hole How's that go?
(This is very much a joke told with your hands, so I will describe them in parenthesis below, like this sentence. I suggest doing them along with reading the joke.)
A Saudi soldier is sitting in a fox hole during the second gulf war. Machine gun fire and explosions are heard all around him.
All of a sudden this this huge U.S. marine jumps into the fox hole with him. The marine is catching his breath after running through the battlezone when he notices the Saudi soldier.
The marine says to the Saudi, "Do you speak English?"
The Saudi just stares at him.
The marine realizes they have a communication issue, but he'd like to get more information about this man, so he knows what skills he may possess to help them during this firefight. So he comes up with a plan...
The marine says to the Saudi, "Are you a paratrooper?" (Hold your left palm face up and with your right hand wiggle your fingers while dropping them into your left palm.)
The Saudi just stares at him.
The marine figures the Saudi isn't a paratrooper, so he moves on by saying, "Are you infantry?" (Use two fingers on your right hand to simulate someone walking across the palm of your left hand.)
The Saudi just stares at him.
"Ok" the marine says to himself before saying to the Saudi, "Are you a machine gunner?" (Make both hands into fists and hold them in front up you with thumbs on top. Now pump them back and forth towards and away from your body as if you're firing a mounted machine gun ala Rambo in the last movie.)
The Saudi just stares at him.
The Marine tries again, this time asking, "Are you a scout?" (Hold both hands up to your face as if holding an invisible pair of binoculars.)
With that, the Saudi jumps up and runs from the hole screaming. Soon he makes his way to another foxhole where another Saudi soldier is taking cover.
Upon jumping into the foxhole, the first Saudi soldier says to the second, "You'll never believe what just happened to me. I was sitting in my foxhole when this huge American marine jumped in with me and told me (as you recite the punch line, do the hand motions again, in order) when the sun goes down, and everyone goes away, I'm going to butt fuck you until your eyes pop out.
(I've found it really catches people and sells the joke if you play up the innocent and frustration of the marine.)
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