Forum: Movies, Television, Books (Does anyone still read?)
Topic: Lumberjack Man
started by: Malcolm

Posted by Malcolm on Apr. 10 2016,19:54
Synopsis:


Nothing like that.

Review:
Michael Madsen is the most noteworthy name in this horror-comedy in which a demonic lumberjack kills motherfuckers so he can mix their blood into his gigantic pancakes on his equally gigantic grittle.  By "motherfuckers" I mean counselors for a Christian youth camp.  Other than an absurd premise for a villain, this is a goddamn near paint-by-numbers slasher flick.

Also -- copious titties.

Verdict:
It's the John Kasich of horror movies.  It doesn't take itself that seriously and neither should you.



Posted by Leisher on Apr. 11 2016,07:01
Isn't this one of the "8 films to die for" or "After Dark festival" movies?
Posted by Malcolm on Apr. 11 2016,07:21
Yes.  2015 After Dark.


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