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Forum: Games Topic: 29 no-nos for gamers over 30 started by: GORDON Posted by GORDON on Nov. 11 2005,10:53
1. Participate in LAN parties with minors2. Quit your job to pursue a pro-gaming career 3. Start a Star Wars themed PC case mod in the living room 4. Ever use the jargon OMG, BBQ and WTF together in the same phrase 5. Pirate games - shouldn’t you have an income by now? 6. Find the idea of teamkilling funny 7. Choose a female avatar so that you can try to upskirt her 8. Refuse to play games that are rated lower than mature 9. Tea-bag a downed opponent in Halo 2 10. Play any game with Princess Toadstool in it Continue reading 11. Choose a gamer handle including any form of the words “hell,” “killer,” “death,” or ”-inator” 12. Yell “pwnt” in a public virtual space 13. Play a female character in an MMOG in order to troll for “Crying Game” victims 14. Disconnect when losing at Starcraft or any other RTS 15. Ninja loot 16. Get your gaming news from a print publication 17. Replace the letter S with a dollar sign when writing Microsoft, Sony, or PlayStation 18. Live in your parents’ basement to support a gaming habit 19. Break mice in a fit of rage after being served in an FPS game 20. Try to win an argument in a gaming forum 21. Pretend that movies like Doom and Tomb Raider are anything but crap 22. Carry softcore anime porn on your PSP to show the guys at work 23. Hadoken someone as a greeting, complete with hand motions and sound effects 24. Play competitively against anyone under the age of 10 25. Read or write fanfiction 26. Yell or type, “Laggg” when losing an online game 27. Bogart the controller 28. Work at GameStop “just for the discount” 29. Type liek JeffK |