Forum: Ultima Online
Topic: Something old, but made me laugh
started by: Cakedaddy
Posted by Cakedaddy on Jun. 23 2004,23:06
There's a guy we've run into many times, and he makes his first post on the Metro board:
| Quote | Well I’ll take it the increased posts, increased alcohol/drug usage, and servers lag the fact there are so many posts here tonight. That at least is why I’m here. After a day of writing code it’s always as relief to use UO as a vent. I’m Judas the Hiding, running to GZ, archer of the Brit GY. For those that have met me, or not, here is (me) Judas in a nutshell:
The GY: This is the only place you will find me. Why? Because I believe every player has a right to improve skill without being whacked by players on a power trip.
REDs: I hate you! No I despise you! My main goal in my UO life is too kill you. If torture was a skill I’d make it my priority to GM it just for you! Why? Because I was abused as a newbie by Players just like you.
GRAYs: Generally I don’t attack Grays because they may have killed a RED’s (see above) horse. But if you are gray because you were “bored” then death serves you right and I’ll me more than happy to let you “Noto timeout” and chase me all over town until one of us dies.
BUT FOR you “Want-a-be-a-RED and Red Healers (red b1tches)” well you fall under the Reds category, and will be dealt with (hopefully) severely. If you want to PK go Red it’s more fun for me.
Blues: I love you! You guys Rock! If you need to gain in skill come to the Britain GY and help fight. We ban together the best we can.
NEWBIES: If you want to gain skills at the Britain GY I’ll do my best to assist you that I can. However if you see any reds or a whole lot of OOoOooOoOOOoOoOOoOOOoOOOOOOOoOOOoooOoOOOoOoOOooOOOOoO from me.
I suggest you run.
SPAM: Well if you kill my horse expect it.
My Mission: Not to get a Tower. Not to be a uber player Just hours of fun attacking Reds and protect the Britain GY best I can.
SKILLS: You betcha, but some of the best ones can’t be gained in the game, skills works; a little ingenuity using them works even better.
PROGRAMS: I write my own scripts for EasyUO. I don’t use Razor or any other assist tool.
That’s it,
Greetz to all that have helped me with special thanks to Lance and ‘V’ for Support, Heals, etc.
/shameless online Bio of a virtual player by me, Flame away…….. |
TKV. That's us. We hunt reds EVERYWHERE. Not just the GY (graveyard). We try to drive them off the server so that there is no more murderous acts anywhere, ever. The first few years of UO has burned this into our personalities. Anyway, I reply with:
| Quote | | Why do you have such a problem with TKV then? Why do you like V, who attacks ANYONE grey, even if it's after killing a red's horse, more than TKV? |
His response was:
| Quote | | Picture this: It's slow at the GY and you are flirting with a babe named Tinkerbell, which you have confirmed in irl is a chick. You tell her you will be afk for a couple of minutes. When you come back she is gone. Next a couple of TKV members tell you she left you a message and drops her head in front of you. This doesn't make for good neighbor relations. |
I respond with:
| Quote | | Well ya, there's that. . . |
We let everyone read it as it was, because it was really quite funny. We picked up a few fans after that little thing. Even people that HATE us, liked it. Finally, Gordon posted:
| Quote | It sounds pretty funny the way he tells it, heh.
Here's what we tried to explain to him that night:
As soon as he left, an ultra-newb was chased out of the graveyard by a skeleton. The newb was close to getting killed. Tinkerbell took that opportunity to attack and kill the newbie, in turn flagging him/herself a criminal. It ticked TKV off to see a newbie getting jumped like that, so we took her out.
As for putting her head in front of Judas... heh, yeah, we did that. But only because his "flirting" was so embarrassing.
Judas claims to want to protect newbie blues, but when you tell him his girlfriend is a pker, he doesn't want to hear it.
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Which was the truth. As soon as he went afk, some newbie I had never seen, came out of the GY with a skeleton beating him within an inch of his life. Gordon and I were hidden. (We had been listening to the conversation about how nice Tinkerbell looked and she dressed nicely and how they needed to 'take that long walk someday soon'. Quite entertaining.) So, she didn't know, or forgot we were there. Or maybe just didn't care. So, she said "I must consider my sins". This checks to see how many murder counts you have (5 makes you red). Seeing she is sufficiently below 5, she hits the newbie with one spell and kills him. She starts to loot. That's when we jump her and take her out. It was Gordon's idea to collect the head for Judas.
To make the long story longer. . . We already didn't like him because of an incident that happened days earlier. A friend of ours placed a house in a PREMIUM spot at the GY. It was one of those places that ANYONE would have wanted, but no one thought to try. It's right in the middle of the highest traffic area on the server. Anyway, when the house appeared, people freaked out. First though was "dizzamn! Why didn't I think to put that there." Second was "It's not my house. I'm pissed that I didn't think of it first. It must go." Many people accused our friend of cheating and using a bug to place it. Judas was VERY vocal about this. Claimed to know exactly which bug they used. He was going to report the person, and us for supporting the person. He was going to make sure we all got banned, and the house would be removed. Etc, etc, on and on. So basically, he was rambling on and on about something he knew nothing about, and spouted 'facts' that he later admited were false. So, we didn't like him for that. The Tinkerbell situation just presented itself and we took advantage of it.
I was bored, and thought I'd share. That is all.
Posted by Leisher on Jun. 24 2004,10:37
I laughed.
Posted by Guest on Jun. 24 2004,11:11
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Picture this: It's slow at the GY and you are flirting with a babe named Tinkerbell, which you have confirmed in irl is a chick. You tell her you will be afk for a couple of minutes. When you come back she is gone. Next a couple of TKV members tell you she left you a message and drops her head in front of you. This doesn't make for good neighbor relations.
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