Forum: Internet Links Topic: scientists reverse cancer in lab started by: Malcolm Posted by Malcolm on Aug. 25 2015,10:46
< Booyah >.QUOTE Scientists discovered they could switch on cancer in cells by removing the microRNAs from cells and preventing them from producing the protein. And, crucially, they found that they could reverse the process, switching the brakes back on and stopping cancer.
Posted by Leisher on Aug. 25 2015,10:52
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Posted by Troy on Aug. 25 2015,10:52
you suck at the internet
Posted by Malcolm on Aug. 25 2015,10:59
Since 10-year old tech can't handle modern URLs...news.nationalpost.com/news/world/u-s-scientists-successfully-turn-human-cancer-cells-back-to-normal-in-process-theyre-hopef ul-can-one-day-switch-off-disease Posted by TheCatt on Aug. 25 2015,11:35
Tinyurl is a thing.
Posted by Alhazad on Aug. 25 2015,15:05
I'm gonna not focus on Malcolm's fuckup and say that this is very exciting. It also raises questions about purposely triggering pre-cancerous replication to heal injuries and force cells to replicate past their telomere limits.
Posted by Malcolm on Aug. 25 2015,15:12
Goddamn all of you.
Posted by TPRJones on Aug. 25 2015,16:05
Hey, Malcolm, your link is broken.
Posted by Alhazad on Sep. 01 2015,22:28
< Researchers now know why wasp stings cure cancer. > Unfortunately not as promising on the immortality front as Mal's (broken) link.
Posted by Leisher on Sep. 02 2015,06:18
Maybe wasps aren't as big of assholes as we believe?
Posted by Malcolm on Sep. 02 2015,07:42
(Leisher @ Sep. 02 2015,08:18) QUOTE Maybe wasps aren't as big of assholes as we believe? No, they're still assholes, just with a practical use. Posted by Alhazad on Sep. 02 2015,09:09
They're the complete opposite of assholes. They're, like, ass-points.
Posted by GORDON on Sep. 02 2015,09:58
(Leisher @ Sep. 02 2015,09:18) QUOTE Maybe wasps aren't as big of assholes as we believe? Maybe every time a wasps stings you is because it sensed a melanoma on your skin and it just saved your life and wasps just can't understand why we hate them so much when all they want to do is help. Posted by Leisher on Sep. 02 2015,11:28
(GORDON @ Sep. 02 2015,12:58) QUOTE (Leisher @ Sep. 02 2015,09:18) QUOTE Maybe wasps aren't as big of assholes as we believe? Maybe every time a wasps stings you is because it sensed a melanoma on your skin and it just saved your life and wasps just can't understand why we hate them so much when all they want to do is help. This is a brilliant theory. Posted by Malcolm on Sep. 02 2015,11:41
(Leisher @ Sep. 02 2015,13:28) QUOTE (GORDON @ Sep. 02 2015,12:58) QUOTE (Leisher @ Sep. 02 2015,09:18) QUOTE Maybe wasps aren't as big of assholes as we believe? Maybe every time a wasps stings you is because it sensed a melanoma on your skin and it just saved your life and wasps just can't understand why we hate them so much when all they want to do is help. This is a brilliant theory. The species that reproduces by zombifying other species and having the young cannibalize them? Oh yeah, nothing but benevolence coming from those things. Posted by Leisher on Sep. 02 2015,11:57
Who do they zombify? Scorpions right? Just saving more lives... Posted by Malcolm on Sep. 02 2015,12:00
(Leisher @ Sep. 02 2015,13:57) QUOTE Who do they zombify? Scorpions right? Just saving more lives... I don't think they fuck with scorpions. Spiders, ants, other wasps, and a host of other insect species. Posted by Leisher on Sep. 02 2015,12:03
So again, they're fighting our natural enemies. The wasp might be the most misunderstood creature on the planet. Posted by Malcolm on Sep. 02 2015,12:17
(Leisher @ Sep. 02 2015,14:03) QUOTE So again, they're fighting our natural enemies. The wasp might be the most misunderstood creature on the planet. Spiders kill more things that annoy you than wasps, in far greater quantities. Cats kill mice but cats are still assholes. Posted by Leisher on Sep. 02 2015,12:22
Shut up with your hate speech, you anti-Waspite.
Posted by GORDON on Sep. 02 2015,13:36
Wasps do their best to clean up the pears for me that fall uneaten from my two big trees.Thanks, wasps. Posted by Alhazad on Sep. 02 2015,19:00
Now I want some pears.
Posted by GORDON on Sep. 02 2015,19:01
(Alhazad @ Sep. 02 2015,22:00) QUOTE Now I want some pears. Come pick your fill. I have 2 big trees and I hate pears. Posted by Alhazad on Sep. 02 2015,19:05
Were they there when you moved in?
Posted by GORDON on Sep. 02 2015,19:12
(Alhazad @ Sep. 02 2015,22:05) QUOTE Were they there when you moved in? Yup. I like the big apple tree and I planted peach and plum trees. Hate pears. |