Topic: Brits answer South park
started by: Malcolm
Posted by Malcolm on Mar. 03 2015,11:18
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Posted by TPRJones on Mar. 03 2015,12:20
Where did they find so many small peni to measure?
Posted by TheCatt on Mar. 03 2015,12:36
(TPRJones @ Mar. 03 2015,15:20)
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Where did they find so many small peni to measure?
Right? I mean... damn.
Back in college I had several women tell me my penis was the largest they'd ever seen. I thought they were just saying that (mostly), kinda like you might tell ever girl she's so hot, etc, etc.
Apparently they were not lying.
Posted by TPRJones on Mar. 03 2015,12:46
The part I find most interesting is the ratio of flaccid to erect. It looks like the average increase from one to the other is a factor of 1.4 times. I thought normal was more like 3.5 times.Weird.
Posted by TheCatt on Mar. 03 2015,14:41
Hey TPR, notice how quiet everyone else is on the topic?
Posted by Malcolm on Mar. 03 2015,15:02
(TheCatt @ Mar. 03 2015,16:41)
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Hey TPR, notice how quiet everyone else is on the topic?
We're all observing how obsessed you both are with dicks.
Posted by TPRJones on Mar. 03 2015,15:35
Yes, it's true.I think about you all the time, Malcolm.
Posted by GORDON on Mar. 03 2015,16:33
Hey, i just got here.The first time I really started believing all those woman and your moms that I had a large penis was when the Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson sex tape came out. Peeps kept talking about how big Tommy Lee was. I finally saw it and thought.... "Really? That's what people consider big? Huh."
Posted by Leisher on Mar. 04 2015,06:43
I've always known I'm gifted in that area, but that chart makes me feel like King Kong.
Posted by TheCatt on Mar. 04 2015,07:07
(Leisher @ Mar. 04 2015,09:43)
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I've always known I'm gifted in that area, but that chart makes me feel like King Kong.
I didn't even see the chart.
Can that be real? I mean, that's a lot of small penises.
Posted by Leisher on Mar. 04 2015,12:52
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Can that be real? I mean, that's a lot of small penises.
Why not?
Nobody's dick needs to be as big as a donkey's. It's purpose is to enter a space that has a limit to its depth and elasticity (not that any man can hit that elasticity limit...). It's not like we're fucking cosmic black holes. Your dick doesn't need to reach the depths of the Pacific ocean just a lady's vagina, which isn't as deep as most guys think.
It's like why we have mushroom heads. It's not so your hand doesn't slip off when you're jacking it. It's to scoop out rivals' sperm to be replaced by your own.
Evolution!
So evolution isn't going to give us all 15" cocks that are as thick as coke cans because you don't need it. Honestly, you'd be hard pressed to find women who want that much dick coming at them.
While we're debunking myths, most women don't want a guy who lasts forever either. They dry up and it begins to hurt them. So all your bragging in high school of having a dick to your knees and fucking all night isn't just teenage bravado, it's also a display of ignorance about sex.
So evolution being king shit, why give man more than what he needs? So the "normal" size being smaller than public perception isn't shocking. I mean, aside from your own or whatever kid whose ass you clean who else's cock are you exposed to a lot? Porn stars! Generally speaking, they're well endowed. Meanwhile, everyone's wife/girlfriend/etc. knows that we're very fragile ego driven creatures so they tell us whatever we need to hear about our dick to make us better men for them to be with, and why "Your dick is small" is such a popular dig by women who get their heart broken. Thus, our perception of cock size is bullshit.
Seriously, if you really think about it, men create all the hubbub about dick size. Women, generally, don't give a fuck. A big dick is a bonus to them, not a requirement. Put two identical guys side by side. The only difference is Guy A has a big dick and Guy B is Donald Trump rich. Let's see who gets more attention from the ladies.
The funniest part about us creating a stigma about dick size is that we can't show it off (without jail time) like women do with their tits.
You know what's always been curious to me? All these sports and all these guys taking showers and nobody has ever talked about teammates with less than adequate equipment. Even with all the hatred we've seen in locker rooms, nobody crosses that line. I've always found that interesting. Apparently, men are classier than scorned women.
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The part I find most interesting is the ratio of flaccid to erect. It looks like the average increase from one to the other is a factor of 1.4 times. I thought normal was more like 3.5 times.
It was always my belief, and I swear I've read it in studies or whatever, is that flaccid length was (again) determined by evolution. If you were running around in the sun all day your dick didn't need to be protected, so it could dangle at length. Meanwhile, if you were huddled up trying to stay warm, evolution took steps to protect your member from frostbite. (Science you can do at home! Fill your bathtub with cold water. Get in and watch your little soldier dive into a foxhole.)
Queue the myth of "black guys are enormous". Study after study, including this one, has proven that's horseshit and the two biggest cocks ever measured were both white, yet public perception is what it is...
Considering that people are moving around more, different people from different regions are hooking up, and technology makes us suffer less in the winter perhaps that little evolutionary protection is disappearing?
Posted by TPRJones on Mar. 04 2015,13:18
I guess I'm descended from Eskimos and didn't know it.