Forum: Internet Links
Topic: I think they're lying
started by: Malcolm

Posted by Malcolm on Apr. 17 2014,10:17
< Why would you hack off your dick and jump from a balcony >?
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Two members of a group Bearer collaborates with live in the same apartment building and tell TMZ they were there early this morning when Christ Bearer suddenly -- without warning -- cut off his penis and jumped off the balcony.  They say they were not on "any hard drugs that would cause him to do such a thing."

I'm really, really interested in your explanation.

Posted by Vince on Apr. 17 2014,10:19
More interesting to me that a man named Johnson whacked off his pee pee.
Posted by Malcolm on May 12 2014,10:26
< The reason >:
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He said that, while high on marijuana, he began reading a book about monks and vasectomies that apparently inspired him.

Yep.  Totally makes sense.

Posted by TPRJones on May 12 2014,11:13
I don't think he understands what a vasectomy is.
Posted by Malcolm on May 12 2014,11:24

(TPRJones @ May 12 2014,13:13)
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I don't think he understands what a vasectomy is.

He was trying to jump off the balcony to ram the knife hilt on the ground so the blade would drive in deeply enough.
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