Topic: Remember the "accidental" drug texts?
started by: Leisher
Posted by Leisher on May 30 2013,11:36
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Posted by GORDON on May 30 2013,12:52
Yeah, saw that on Fark yesterday.... all the results they showed were from women freaking the fuck out.Most of the women in the fark comment thread were saying stuff like, "You have to be a sick fucking asshole to do that to someone." Lots of men were white knighting for the women to show how great they are. I said, "This is really good test to see how stable your relationship is. Also, a lot of women are hysterically high strung."
Posted by Troy on May 30 2013,13:09
I love the ones that start off with the woman going, ha ha.. that's funny...And then three messages (and no response) later, they devolve into "I SLEPT WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND ON NEW YEARS, ASSHOLE"
Posted by Malcolm on May 30 2013,13:12
When a dude tells his woman, "I haven't been fully honest with you," that indicates some shit on the level of a nuclear fallout because it's inviting a conversation. When a woman says that to a man, we just assume it's been that way all along and normalcy is reigning.
Posted by TPRJones on May 30 2013,13:44
I've been reading some of them and Nathan really did a lot of guys a good service with this one. So many crazy bitches being found out and dumped.
Posted by GORDON on May 30 2013,13:45
That being said, I don't dare do this to my wife....
Posted by TheCatt on May 30 2013,17:02
I like how that was a whole 7 minutes elapsed time.
Posted by TheCatt on May 30 2013,17:03
(GORDON @ May 30 2013,16:45)
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That being said, I don't dare do this to my wife....
Sounds like time for a DTMan challenge.
Posted by TheCatt on May 30 2013,17:03
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Posted by GORDON on May 30 2013,17:56
(TheCatt @ May 30 2013,20:03)
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That being said, I don't dare do this to my wife....
Sounds like time for a DTMan challenge.
Seriously, I lose, you win. I already know my wife is high strung.
Also, I told her about the joke earlier today.
It is said that there is no man over 40 without a skeleton in the closet... apparently there is an old joke Mark Twain talked about. He said he sent a random associate of his an anonymous message that read, "They are on to us, all that you have done is known. Leave town immediately." And his associate was never heard from again.
Posted by Leisher on May 30 2013,18:12
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It is said that there is no man over 40 without a skeleton in the closet... apparently there is an old joke Mark Twain talked about. He said he sent a random associate of his an anonymous message that read, "They are on to us, all that you have done is known. Leave town immediately." And his associate was never heard from again.
Mark Twain was a wise man.
Shit, he was on the fucking Enterprise!
Posted by TheCatt on May 30 2013,18:23
Meh, I have no secrets from my wife. (Note: This is not a challenge to find something)
Posted by GORDON on May 30 2013,18:31
(Leisher @ May 30 2013,21:12)
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It is said that there is no man over 40 without a skeleton in the closet... apparently there is an old joke Mark Twain talked about. He said he sent a random associate of his an anonymous message that read, "They are on to us, all that you have done is known. Leave town immediately." And his associate was never heard from again.
Mark Twain was a wise man.
Shit, he was on the fucking Enterprise!
Did he get on the ship, or was he just hanging in SanFran with Guinan and Data? I don't remember.
Posted by Malcolm on May 30 2013,18:48
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It is said that there is no man over 40 without a skeleton in the closet
I'd lower that to 16, if not more, and extend it to everyone. Everyone has shit they hide.
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Everyone lies.
Dr. Gregory House, M.D.
Posted by Leisher on May 30 2013,21:54
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Did he get on the ship, or was he just hanging in SanFran with Guinan and Data? I don't remember.
I'm pretty sure he got on it.
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Meh, I have no secrets from my wife. (Note: This is not a challenge to find something)
Nothing big, I'm sure. However, there's something she doesn't know about you. Something in your past, some habit you do that's gross, etc. Everyone has something they hide.
Posted by Malcolm on May 31 2013,07:26
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I'm pretty sure he got on it.
He totally got on. Troi had to babysit him.
Posted by TheCatt on May 31 2013,09:08
Troi could babysit me.
Posted by Leisher on May 31 2013,09:28
Really? I found her to be unattractive. I mean, I'd fuck her for practice, but I found ST:TNG to be devoid of attractive women.
Posted by TPRJones on May 31 2013,09:46
I remember having a bit of a thing for Dr. Crusher for awhile.
Posted by Malcolm on May 31 2013,10:13
This derailment is bordering on disturbing.
Posted by TPRJones on May 31 2013,10:17
Riker was pretty hot, too. You know, if you are into that sort of thing.